Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

[give it to gordon]

Fake ??????

 

[paulchapo]

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

His kids will all go the academy too plus he will be eligible for 15 , 30 hrs free childcare per week if hes ever skint.

 

[skillman]

I’ll tell you something. My little one (4) is loving football - first game against Salford - and his favourite player is Haaland. Loves the bloke.

Watches highlights with me and dances round the room when he scores. Walks about the house singing his name. Got a shirt for Christmas with his name on the back. Got 2 Haaland toys from the City shop to proudly display in his room. Got me to print a blank picture of him last week so he could colour it in and stick it to his wall.

This is mint news. He’ll now grow up watching him break record after record and pissing off rivals while he’s at it.

Buzzing.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

He’s still no Darwin

Thank fuck

 

[bluemoon32]

Steve Daley got a ten year one

If Haaland can do half as well as Daley did...

 

[M18CTID]

Ornstein is a KFA - he said it was only going to be 9 and a half years!

 

[paulchapo]

 

[christened at st marks]

115 FUCK OFF

 

[blueste41]

 

[mexico1970]

The PL are busy writing new charges ready for when they have the ones they have thrown out later. After hearing this news the PL will have had numerous phone calls from yank owners asking if this is legal :)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but if that deal concludes in June 2034, isn't it 115 months long?

Can't be arsed working it out but if it is we should officially announce it as 115 months.

 

[deano ou812]

But but but the rags won last night..
Wow don’t actually know what to think with this could also mean that pep could stay beyond the next 2 years to build centurions 2 and another 4 in a row ;-)

 

[Trickyblues]

he will have a proper Manc accent soon

 

[Burtonblue]

You can just hear the piss boiling over

 

[wolfie1988]

Definitely an element of bravado about the length because 10 years sounds a lot more spectacular than 5. But how can you not be happy? He's a superstar

 

[rowarta]

bet Alan Shearer is happy this morning :-)

 

[jamielowndes]

Between this and the signings we have incoming, the club must know something about the FFP verdict that is going to rattle a LOT of cages...

 

[axlgod]

I’m fucking loving this.

 

[Withnail]

Incredible news, already a fantastic striker but there are other parts of his game he can improve on which he would readily admit. Only 24 and there is a lot more to come from Big Erl.