Fuck it, I’m all aboard the Haaland train. No going back now. If we end up with Nunez I’ll be livid.
It's sort of bizarre that circumstances beyond our control have contrived to put us in the box seat and, arguably, the most attractive of his suitors.
Sancho being moved on, thus Dortmund not needing to sell, cost prohibitive, aligned to Haaland's personal terms.
Levy refusing to budge on Kane.
Chelsea signing Lukaku for £98m.
Salad scoring goals for fun and holding Liverpool to ransom to rightly pay him what he deserves.
Mbappe shortly moving to Madrid.
Barcelona skint and crumbling.
United signing Ronaldo and already having Rashford and Greenwood. Regardless of Cavani being out of contract next summer, Haaland isn't joining a club who are not challenging for the top honours.
Bayern have Lewandowski and Haaland won't stay in Germany.
Paris because of their own financial resources, the loss of Mbappe, the ability for Neymar and Messi to play out wide, are clearly the main threat to City.