Erling Haaland

[Sibierskii]

Maybe he wants his dads number - it's already free ;) one step ahead

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

Just as a bit of fun while we sign Alvarez for June 2034, what's everyone's percentage-confidence that we will get Haaland?

I'm at a solid, northern-pessimist 12%. Maybe 13% if I wake up to the sunshine.

 

[AlanBalls]

Just as a bit of fun while we sign Alvarez for June 2034, what's everyone's percentage-confidence that we will get Haaland?

I'm at a solid, northern-pessimist 12%. Maybe 13% if I wake up to the sunshine.

40%. I think it’s a coin flip between us and Madrid, maybe slightly in their favour. I think a lot rests on Mbappe’s contract decision and Haaland’s injury record in the second half of the season.

We won’t touch a £400m deal for a guy that can’t stay fit at 21.

 

[Stoned Rose]

There is more chance of Julian Clary sparking 6 bare knuckle gypos with one punch than that fat **** letting such a huge set of talks crack on without him.

 

[manimanc]

There is more chance of Julian Clary sparking 6 bare knuckle gypos with one punch than that fat **** letting such a huge set of talks crack on without him.

Julian Clary is fuckin solid.
He was the cock of his year.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Just listening to some of the 12 hour podcast 93:20 are doing today. They had Jack Gaughan and Sam Lee on and it sounds like they've both heard Haaland's preference is Real Madrid which City are well aware of.

Sam mentioned City have enquired about Joao Felix on three separate occasions and I wouldn't be surprised if he was our "back up" option so to speak. I would still prefer a pure number nine and am hoping we can convince Haaland but I wouldn't be against Felix, you could see him slotting straight into our system as the false nine. We already know Pep would make it work, if anything we'd probably just be an even better version of this current side.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Julian Clary is fuckin solid.
He was the cock of his year.

I hear he very good with his fist.

 

[Coatigan]

Just listening to some of the 12 hour podcast 93:20 are doing today. They had Jack Gaughan and Sam Lee on and it sounds like they've both heard Haaland's preference is Real Madrid which City are well aware of.

Sam mentioned City have enquired about Joao Felix on three separate occasions and I wouldn't be surprised if he was our "back up" option so to speak. I would still prefer a pure number nine and am hoping we can convince Haaland but I wouldn't be against Felix, you could see him slotting straight into our system as the false nine. We already know Pep would make it work, if anything we'd probably just be an even better version of this current side.

When they say they've 'heard', they mean they made it up from reading claims by other chancers on the internet. They've heard fuck all.

 

[Paul1970]

Just listening to some of the 12 hour podcast 93:20 are doing today. They had Jack Gaughan and Sam Lee on and it sounds like they've both heard Haaland's preference is Real Madrid which City are well aware of.

Sam mentioned City have enquired about Joao Felix on three separate occasions and I wouldn't be surprised if he was our "back up" option so to speak. I would still prefer a pure number nine and am hoping we can convince Haaland but I wouldn't be against Felix, you could see him slotting straight into our system as the false nine. We already know Pep would make it work, if anything we'd probably just be an even better version of this current side.

Good player but the money would have to be right and Madrid don’t really lose money on players so it would be at least £80 million plus which is very steep for him .

 

[Damanino]

Raiola will drag us along and take him to Real in the end, isnt he?

Txiki should be doing the unexpected and deliver us Mbappe on completely free and after that go to Raiola to convince him there is a chance for a Foden-Haaland-Mbappe trio to dominate football in next 10 years. :)

Haaland+Mbappe =60m fee, yes please.

hats off to Perez if he manages to get both for this fee.