Erling Haaland

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If we could somehow keep Bernado and sign this fella and maybe a cheapo LB that would be the best window for a while.
 


Bayern won't break their wage structure for him we will defo offer better wages than they ever could, Barca are skint bar some extreme miracle they need mega money they could only attract from selling their arses, Real Madrid my impression is they will carry on using Benzema as a false 9 with Vinicius Jr and Mbappe as inverted wingers, bombing into the box but we'll see not to dissimilar to how the dippers play with hard workers in the middle.
We're by far the best choice from a logical standpoint in my view we've basically been name dropped here, as if to say my client really wants this move to your club, so come and get him I'm sure he'll be trying to rip us off in negotiations but that's all agents... we're realistically in the driving seat with only Real as any competition, c'mon City get this Norwegian blue signed like father like son.

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Hahahaha truth hurts I'll be sending that to the group chat let some rags get that sinking feeling, make them realise that they aren't relevant anymore and haven't been for a while.
 
On pizza?
Must love it - bit partial myself - if the 40m from the last Pogba deal went on Pizza, I'm assuming he fed up of it by now.

Can you imagine, if he did get 40m from Juve/Rags, last time and apply that to both deals, then add on inflation - he must be worth some serious money. He'll be picking up crumbs from his other clients, too!
 
Must love it - bit partial myself - if the 40m from the last Pogba deal went on Pizza, I'm assuming he fed up of it by now.

Can you imagine, if he did get 40m from Juve/Rags, last time and apply that to both deals, then add on inflation - he must be worth some serious money. He'll be picking up crumbs from his other clients, too!
His figure suggests he’s not sick of pizza!

he will be worth a fortune!
 
One thing I do know from following a few different German accounts is Bayern are in a war with their players right now.

Lewandowski wanting Madrid

Kimmich refusing the vaccine now out with a lung issue, choupo the same.

Sane's wages have fucked their wage structure up tremendously, so bad that their top players are asking for the same wages reason Alaba went.

Alfonso Davies not happy with his wage.

Players not happy with how Bayern have treated the pandemic and the support they received
 
One thing I do know from following a few different German accounts is Bayern are in a war with their players right now.

Lewandowski wanting Madrid

Kimmich refusing the vaccine now out with a lung issue, choupo the same.

Sane's wages have fucked their wage structure up tremendously, so bad that their top players are asking for the same wages reason Alaba went.

Alfonso Davies not happy with his wage.

Players not happy with how Bayern have treated the pandemic and the support they received
Now him we NEED to steal
 
Now him we NEED to steal

Think we maybe missed the boat with Alphonso Davies and his £85,000 a week contract is until 2025 how much more would we give maybe £40,000 rise tops? It's obvious to say but,we should've been in for him when he was at Vancouver, even if Bayern made him a left back I'm sure Pep would've defo seen those qualities in him.

If it's possible it'd be a great signing but think Theo Hernandez looks a great option at left-back if Bayern dig their heels in, he's more realistically available too and he's fast got a good delivery seems a composed passer... Lucas Digne situation could mean we go for him too if we could get him cheap enough.

It would be great to piss the German rags off though getting Davies but him asking for a wage rise so soon is that a concern? I'd love for us to put K-H Rumenigge's nose out of joint by signing him, the mouthy fucker always has a bad word to say about us but Haaland first before any left-back.
 
Think we maybe missed the boat with Alphonso Davies and his £85,000 a week contract is until 2025 how much more would we give maybe £40,000 rise tops? It's obvious to say but,we should've been in for him when he was at Vancouver, even if Bayern made him a left back I'm sure Pep would've defo seen those qualities in him.

If it's possible it'd be a great signing but think Theo Hernandez looks a great option at left-back if Bayern dig their heels in, he's more realistically available too and he's fast got a good delivery seems a composed passer... Lucas Digne situation could mean we go for him too if we could get him cheap enough.

It would be great to piss the German rags off though getting Davies but him asking for a wage rise so soon is that a concern? I'd love for us to put K-H Rumenigge's nose out of joint by signing him, the mouthy fucker always has a bad word to say about us but Haaland first before any left-back.
I was mainly thinking this tbh. He talent is undeniable already.
 
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