Erling Haaland

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They cut the crusts off in Prestbury!

Or they certainly did when I got married at the Bridge Hotel and we asked for chip barms to be served at the evening reception.

Not a barm in sight, all very dainty. Bastards even put the red and brown sauce in bowls.
How the f**k did they allow you into Prestbury...

You need to be very precise with these Hotel menus. If you wanted Tesco's own label barms cut on half with no butter on and just chips and suace you should have said. Surprised they didn't serve them on a plater with doylies on. Anyway back to the thread, when the fuck is he signing. Wonder if we can organise a pre season friendly against Burnley as we did with Lee Badbuy. Lots of expectations that day that were cast aside a few weeks later...
 
If he's only planning on a 3 year contract then he's really only marking time till Madrid or Barca are ready for him. Feels like his mind will already be in Spain if he does sign on the dotted line for us. Should be a minimum of 4 years.
 
I'm not having for a second if he signs it will be on anything less than a 5 year deal. It makes absolutely no sense to sign one of the best players in the world and have him eying up a freemans in a couple of seasons. We ain't a steppong stone for anybody!
 
We're not only one of the top clubs in world football but also a very well run organization with an extremely detailed and smart sports planning. It makes no sense to sign such a player in a simple 3 year deal. This is something the rags would do.

As TH himself said - Trust the process.
 
If he's only planning on a 3 year contract then he's really only marking time till Madrid or Barca are ready for him. Feels like his mind will already be in Spain if he does sign on the dotted line for us. Should be a minimum of 4 years.
Its all guess work and the Spanish media trying to sell the narrative that it's the case because they know he's heading to City. He's not even here yet and journalists are already planning his exit. Mental.
 
Madrid media now spinning out that they have an agreement with bvb and Haaland since last summer.
 
Madrid media now spinning out that they have an agreement with bvb and Haaland since last summer.
You give them way too much attention. I dread opening this thread sometimes because there’s a good chance either you or some other particular posters will have posted stuff from those MadridZone or similar twitter accounts. Take it all for the shit it is
 
You give them way too much attention. I dread opening this thread sometimes because there’s a good chance either you or some other particular posters will have posted stuff from those MadridZone or similar twitter accounts. Take it all for the shit it is
I hope gumzy hasn't been asked to refrain from posting the madrid zone posts. They are entertaining, and I don't want to subscribe to them myself as my twitter account will be infested with garbage.
 
Off topic but the bridge is nice place mate. Try the coast restaraunt next time if your in the village. I got married at the church next door to the bridge last August. Priest is a top blue.

Know the church mate, not one for religion, so hired out th entire Bridge Hotel for my wedding 19 years ago.

Will check out Coast, thanks.
 
I hope gumzy hasn't been asked to refrain from posting the madrid zone posts. They are entertaining, and I don't want to subscribe to them myself as my twitter account will be infested with garbage.
He’ll keep posting, don’t worry. I just think he gives too much attention beyond the “entertainment factor” that you mentioned
 
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