Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[Tuearts right boot]

Just out of curiosity, a mate of mine wants to know if this interweb fueled relationship been consumated yet. I said I'll find out.......

 

[york away to this!]

After coming out of the blocks like usain bolt on speed and heading for "classics" status, this thread has shuddered to a somewhat disappointing halt.

The great and good of BM demand answers to so many questions. Now.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

After coming out of the blocks like usain bolt on speed and heading for "classics" status, this thread has shuddered to a somewhat disappointing halt.

The great and good of BM demand answers to so many questions. Now.

Obviously making it all up. If only he could provide some evidence of this dirty woman.

 

[stony]

After coming out of the blocks like usain bolt on speed and heading for "classics" status, this thread has shuddered to a somewhat disappointing halt.

The great and good of BM demand answers to so many questions. Now.

Jots is recovering after she left his arsehole looking like a bowl of heinz spaghetti. As soon as the stitches are out he's going back for round 2.

 

[johnny on the spot]

The truth? Ok.

We met, we had dinner, we went to her house. The toys came out. Fun ensued. It took me an hour in the bath to wash her smell off me.

I've decided to keep our girl at arm's length for a while because she's since told me she loves me and I am frightened.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I reckon she's a nutcase.

Go for it JOTS

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The truth? Ok.

We met, we had dinner, we went to her house. The toys came out. Fun ensued. It took me an hour in the bath to wash her smell off me.

I've decided to keep our girl at arm's length for a while because she's since told me she loves me and I am frightened.

Should have used wire brush and Dettol, 5 minutes tops.

 

[bluegirl74]

The truth? Ok.

We met, we had dinner, we went to her house. The toys came out. Fun ensued. It took me an hour in the bath to wash her smell off me.

I've decided to keep our girl at arm's length for a while because she's since told me she loves me and I am frightened.

Ha ha, got to love a mentalist - much easier to attract than get rid of in my experience!

 

[TonyM]

The truth? Ok.

We met, we had dinner, we went to her house. The toys came out. Fun ensued. It took me an hour in the bath to wash her smell off me.

I've decided to keep our girl at arm's length for a while because she's since told me she loves me and I am frightened.

Maybe you just misheard. Maybe she said "I glove you?"

 

[johnny on the spot]

She really is lovely. She just scares the life out of me.