Etihad sponsorship

[Yulia Smegmanova]

Pornhub?

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

Pornhub?

Mia Khalifa is a West Ham fan, Khaldoon wouldn't allow such conflicts of interest.

 

[york away to this!]

I think we'll announce a 567billion deal soon. Our kits will be delightful with simply the word "OIL" on them...

 

[eyalluvitt]

Mia Khalifa is a West Ham fan, Khaldoon wouldn't allow such conflicts of interest.

Along with Phil & Grant by the looks of it .......

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

Along with Phil & Grant by the looks of it .......

Those are the only plastics I'll accept in football ;)

 

[samarasra]

Could you imagine if the new sponsor is an Oil company?

Wow, castor oil !!

 

[bulldogblue]

How about Huawei as our next sponsors. That would put the cat amongst the pigeons.

 

[Holcombe bloo]

How about Huawei as our next sponsors. That would put the cat amongst the pigeons.

“Huawei? Blue army!”

 

[shevtheblue]

The Amazon would be hilarious. Love the idea of Apple sponsoring too - especially with their HQs being called Apple Campuses. The Apple Football Campus anyone?

Or the main stadium being called 'The BIG Apple'

 

[King KdB of Belgium]

How about Mercedes-Benz sponsorship. This would be a kick in the teeth for the likes of Bayern Munich. As the main headquarters for Mercedes-Benz is not far from Munich.