Eurovision 2014

[rushts]

Lets vote for the novelty acts ffs.

I'm gonna enter next year for the UK by shoving a large cactus up my arse and having a third ear grafted on to my forehead, whilst spinning rats on my nipple tassles.

 

[RandomJ]

If Russia don't level the place I need to get to Ukraine. The women are amazing.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Lets vote for the novelty acts ffs.

I'm gonna enter next year for the UK by shoving a large cactus up my arse and having a third ear grafted on to my forehead, whilst spinning rats on my nipple tassles.

For you that wouldn't be a novelty.

 

[derryCITY]

Based alone on their act and their voter announcer, I'm going to invade Ukraine before Vlad.

 

[Claytop]

If Russia don't level the place I need to get to Ukraine. The women are amazing.

I say we make a trip over and bring some back before they destroy it.

 

[willipp]

Lets vote for the novelty acts ffs.

I'm gonna enter next year for the UK by shoving a large cactus up my arse and having a third ear grafted on to my forehead, whilst spinning rats on my nipple tassles.

Id move to Poland and vote for you

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Austria win!!!

 

[rushts]

Lets vote for the novelty acts ffs.

I'm gonna enter next year for the UK by shoving a large cactus up my arse and having a third ear grafted on to my forehead, whilst spinning rats on my nipple tassles.

For you that wouldn't be a novelty.

True dat.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Lets vote for the novelty acts ffs.

I'm gonna enter next year for the UK by shoving a large cactus up my arse and having a third ear grafted on to my forehead, whilst spinning rats on my nipple tassles.

Attention seeker!

 

[liveandletdive]

Maybe for a novelty act we could have Morrisey.