Ex`s paybck

[jonmcfc]

Split up from my ex years ago but her kiss off to me was-

Scratched all my records.
Poured milk under my bed.
Poured water in my vaccum cleaner.

Now i thought that was bad and i was angry at time,what was your ex`s kiss off to you,

 

[2bluegp]

that aids is a right fucker to get rid of..... ;)

 

[BWTAC]

2 kids and a mortgage.

You got off lightly with some spilt milk and a few scratched records, your life must now be a living hell.

 

[Anonymous]

Split up from my ex years ago but her kiss off to me was-

Scratched all my records.
Poured milk under my bed.
Poured water in my vaccum cleaner.

Now i thought that was bad and i was angry at time,what was your ex`s kiss off to you,

My missus's cheated on me back in 1993 , i could have happily decked her and the ageing bald headed rag prick that she was seeing.... but what would it really have achieved?

Much better to walk away with dignity , be the bigger person ...... you don't have to put up with rubbish in your life.

 

[malg]

Split up from my ex years ago but her kiss off to me was-

Scratched all my records.
Poured milk under my bed.
Poured water in my vaccum cleaner.

Now i thought that was bad and i was angry at time,what was your ex`s kiss off to you,

How many years did it take for you to notice the water in the hoover?

 

[jonmcfc]

Split up from my ex years ago but her kiss off to me was-

Scratched all my records.
Poured milk under my bed.
Poured water in my vaccum cleaner.

Now i thought that was bad and i was angry at time,what was your ex`s kiss off to you,

How many years did it take for you to notice the water in the hoover?

pretty much next day, milk under bed week, records as soon as i got in from work.

 

[burning blue soul]

what i am telling you is a true story, totally true, it happened.

a guy was having a raving argument with his girlfriend, the trouble carried on in the house and then outside, they were stood in the drive shouting at each other, when in a pure moment of hatred the girl opened up her pants and pulled out her bloody tampon and slapped it onto the windscreen of the guys merc!!!

i kid you not its a true story!!!

like i say women, even mine isnt that bad!!!

 

[zeusbheld]

my psycho exes all punished me by sticking around well past their sell-by...

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Split up from my ex years ago but her kiss off to me was-

Scratched all my records.

left mine in 1990,had about 250 "L.P.'s"
She gave me around 30 back,all scratched with things like..
"****,pig,bastard etc,etc"
My whole Rod collection fuked.
Some of the rest..
REVENGE - Eurythmics
New Gold Dream - SIMPLE MINDS
NO PARLEZ - Paul Young
CRIME OF THE CENTURY - Supertramp
are ye getting the drift here ?

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Split up from my ex years ago but her kiss off to me was-

Scratched all my records.

left mine in 1990,had about 250 "L.P.'s"
She gave me around 30 back,all scratched with things like..
"****,pig,bastard etc,etc"
My whole Rod collection fuked.
Some of the rest..
REVENGE - Eurythmics
New Gold Dream - SIMPLE MINDS
NO PARLEZ - Paul Young
CRIME OF THE CENTURY - Supertramp
are ye getting the drift here ?

You must have been a right dick.