Expressions you never hear

[dronefromsector7G]

Dwight Yorke : ‘it’s because I’m fucking useless’

 

[asahartford1]

"That Stanley Collymore is a good egg"

 

[manimanc]

You beej.

 

[Cityfan]

Guardiola will never make it in England, lacks pragmatism.

 

[journolud]

You have to admire City's owners

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Brexit means Brexit.

 

[andyhinch]

They play beautiful football but surely united could be more direct at times.

 

[117 M34]

Bluemoon inspired -

I've not seen GDM post on here for a while

I'm glad I got a blackberry instead of an iPhone for Christmas (my favourite ever post)

Supporter's clubs should get more tickets for away games

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

John Barnes - “I just don’t think I’m cut out for this management lark.”

Along with Paul Ince, Giggsy, Gary Nutter. Whoa, a pattern is emerging here!

Ash the Crash: Honest, ref, he never touched me!

 

[The perfect fumble]

At this moment in time

Let him know you're there.

Should've done better

It's a contact sport

I've seen em given