Eye Candy

[Danny Hoekman]

I was on the train this morning and stood next to this absolute fit as fuck stunner. My question is - how do you get a decent perv without her or anybody else noticing?

 

[Blue Smarties]

Just go "Alright love stand still I'm gonna perv on ya", don't need to worry about being spotted then.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sXvxpxibhs[/youtube]

 

[Captain Oats]

sunglasses. if anyone questions you why you wear sunglasses in the dark pretend you are blind.

 

[SharpDressedMan]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsmbCWUNEE[/youtube]

 

[Blue Smarties]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsmbCWUNEE[/youtube]

pmsl

 

[mancity89]

Its simples by a pair of binocular glasses

 

[bluevengence]

YOU JUST NEED A DISTRACTION ...THEN...

 

[Anonymous]

Oooh dear , it's not easy .....

Temptation lies everywhere .....

Best just chance one eye ..... and try to keep the other focused on your newspaper!

Or get down to the eye hospital and get yourself kitted out with a pair of those new starspangled 'mobile' eyes that fit into your nostrils ...... nobody will ever think that you're doin' a bit of pervin' from there!

 

[mcfcjosh]

Its simples by a pair of binocular glasses

i always had a feeling that de niro was a dirty boy ;)