Someone call me an ambulance, just split my sides laughing.
You want to take a train journey to and from a match one day and you will see that there are probably more of the youngsters (under 25) than any other age group. We have a very affluent under 25 fanbase as not only do they travel by train but they also can afford copious amounts of alcohol and drugs. At least if I do catch the train I won't have the misfortune of bumping into you as you will be still queuing at the services for your megabus toilet stop