Facial Hair? Or Not

Personally I like a bit of stubble ...

My dad has always had a beard ... he came home one day clean shaven (I was about 12) and didn't recognise him ... my mam asked me to put the kettle on and i asked her "how many sugars doe's my dad's mate take" !

My dad now looks like Santa (he is 65!) and last week I went up to see him .. anyway cut a long story short ... I was coming back from the hospital after seeing my brother and there were two scruffy kids outside the pub begging my dad for money ... he looked totally shocked and told them to get off home (they were about 12-13), as they started up the road about 10 yards they turned around and started shouting "fuck off Santa" and was sticking two fingers up at him with both hands !! I was killing myself laughing !!
 
black mamba said:
The next big thing ........

step forward the 'windmill beard'!

You could waft your farts away from your nostrils if you get one of these!


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ha! i've met that guy! for real.
 
I had a gotee for a few years, Grew it to hide my double chin. It's off now and when I shaved it off everyone commented on how I looked much younger. No one commented on the double chin!
 
Gelsons Dad said:
I had a gotee for a few years, Grew it to hide my double chin. It's off now and when I shaved it off everyone commented on how I looked much younger. No one commented on the double chin!
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might give it a go, wife would be furious.so well worth it.
 
de niro said:
Gelsons Dad said:
I had a gotee for a few years, Grew it to hide my double chin. It's off now and when I shaved it off everyone commented on how I looked much younger. No one commented on the double chin!
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might give it a go, wife would be furious.so well worth it.
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Prepare yourself for a shock mate! And eave it off for at least a month. It's very tempting just to grow it back straight away.
 
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