Facts you didn't know about football

nick.nikky

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- Winning one game 6-0 is in fact better than winning six games 1-0. Stability is a shit measure and random lucky punches in midst of wild swinging is not.

- Training fitness (running) doesn't in fact take away the balance of training skill or organisation (running with purpose), as in any job, you simply add a couple of hours each day to make room for it (that's what they get paid for, init it?).

- Reverting to an identical system isn't exactly the same if one of the two dm's is Elano eventhough his support duties and position suggests something completely different. If you were to play Bellamy at dm we would in fact effectively be playing 4-4-2 with a really deep forward (who wont go forward, put his foot in and is a bit of a lazy tw*t with poor attitude to blame for the teams complete lack of anything even remotely close to a well rounded defensive tactic to cover what's lacking).

- A defense on relegation form with Micah and Nedum out and Jihan and Elano playing is in fact less convincing than a defense on relegation form with Nedum and Micah included plus defensive players with an added worth of the entire transfer fee for Elano, Petrov, Corluka, Gelson, Bianchi, Bojinov and Garrido.

- A defensive line without the backing of the mid is in fact individually much, much shittier than the same exact side who almost got relegated two seasons ago, but managed to look remarkably solid through most of last season. Defense is and always has been about the individual effort and will be solved by throwing money after it. Place your money on *insert number and name*.

- 10th with a massively improved team left shy of top half all season is in fact better than a much weaker squad never shy of 6th until the very end inspite not having a proper striker, defense or rm.

- Organisation is in fact overrated. Grit and stupidity is in fact not.


All these thing some of you didn't know about football. But now you do.

Please post titties.

Rag.
 
Next season will probably be over by the time I decipher that diatribe of strangled english, and I suspect I'll still consider it a load of piffle.
 
nick.nikky said:
- Winning one game 6-0 is in fact better than winning six games 1-0. Stability is a shit measure and random lucky punches in midst of wild swinging is not.

- Training fitness (running) doesn't in fact take away the balance of training skill or organisation (running with purpose), as in any job, you simply add a couple of hours each day to make room for it (that's what they get paid for, init it?).

- Reverting to an identical system isn't exactly the same if one of the two dm's is Elano eventhough his support duties and position suggests something completely different. If you were to play Bellamy at dm we would in fact effectively be playing 4-4-2 with a really deep forward (who wont go forward, put his foot in and is a bit of a lazy tw*t with poor attitude to blame for the teams complete lack of anything even remotely close to a well rounded defensive tactic to cover what's lacking).

- A defense on relegation form with Micah and Nedum out and Jihan and Elano playing is in fact less convincing than a defense on relegation form with Nedum and Micah included plus defensive players with an added worth of the entire transfer fee for Elano, Petrov, Corluka, Gelson, Bianchi, Bojinov and Garrido.

- A defensive line without the backing of the mid is in fact individually much, much shittier than the same exact side who almost got relegated two seasons ago, but managed to look remarkably solid through most of last season. Defense is and always has been about the individual effort and will be solved by throwing money after it. Place your money on *insert number and name*.

- 10th with a massively improved team left shy of top half all season is in fact better than a much weaker squad never shy of 6th until the very end inspite not having a proper striker, defense or rm.

- Organisation is in fact overrated. Grit and stupidity is in fact not.


All these thing some of you didn't know about football. But now you do.

Please post titties.

Rag.

Hi Sven, hows it going in Mexico
 
lloydie said:
Next season will probably be over by the time I decipher that diatribe of strangled english, and I suspect I'll still consider it a load of piffle.

Not piffle but shiffle, a subtle combination, peddled by the paupers of Stretford, of shit and piffle, or if you like your main course before your starter, piffle and shit.
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
lloydie said:
Next season will probably be over by the time I decipher that diatribe of strangled english, and I suspect I'll still consider it a load of piffle.

Not piffle but shiffle, a subtle combination, peddled by the paupers of Stretford, of shit and piffle, or if you like your main course before your starter, piffle and shit.

The ball,when kicked,is in fact not round but turns into a bastards form of an eagle which then tries gainfully to fly before it is cruelly kicked again before flight is acheived.
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
lloydie said:
Next season will probably be over by the time I decipher that diatribe of strangled english, and I suspect I'll still consider it a load of piffle.

Not piffle but shiffle, a subtle combination, peddled by the paupers of Stretford, of shit and piffle, or if you like your main course before your starter, piffle and shit.

Thanks for clearing that up. My eyes were going a bit funny trying to rearrange the words into something intelligible, I can now move on to something of worth.
 
bizzbo said:
i didnt learn anything here, except that, irony is an inappropriate mode of communication when the content is of a technical nature.
I suspect you already knew that, and are just being kind, as I don't believe anything could possibly be gleaned from the text itself. This does, however, do you credit as a compassionate individual.
 

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