Fanzone V's Chelski....

[Fanzone Danny]

Hi Guys,

I'm back on fanzone tomorrow for the Chelski game, so as usual if anyone has any good banter, put-downs or piss takes I can use on ur cockney friend they would be very much appreciated.

To add fuel to the fire if it's the chelski fan I think it is he's a copper so the nastier the better! ;o)

Cheers

Danny

 

[MCFC BOB]

Try and make him admit that Lampard, Terry and Essien are past it.

 

[mat]

Ballotelli fitted up like he's been stopped and searched.

 

[bluemoon27]

can we play them every week

and camp bridge

 

[glen quagmire]

If it's going downhill. Give him your card, while mentioning the cutbacks to the thug force.

 

[mat]

Terry chased Tevez down like a players wife.

 

[glen quagmire]

Silva slipped a lovely through ball to carlos, like terry slipping through a team mates wife!

 

[MCFC BOB]

Silva slipped a lovely through ball to carlos, like terry slipping through a team mates wife!

Say 'shed' as much as possible.

 

[mat]

Lampard form has dipped since he started lapping the irish stuff and i'm not talking guinness.

Drogbas down faster than Terry on a teammates wife.

 

[bammy blue]

refer to john terry as "that shagger from chelsea" everytime as graham poll did at our recent sportsman's dinner.