FAO the rags laughing about Gary Cook (long)....

[Zonalmarking]

Nah, on Longsight Market it would be 'Rubber Dinghy Rapids, bra'

Ha, my mum bought me a confirmation suit there once. It looked ok when I put in on in the house, but as soon as I got outside in the sunshine, we noticed it had glittery thread going through it, like i'd been rolling in multi coloured glitter. It became renowned in school circles as the Bollywood suit.

 

[BluePurgatory]

I think you meant Longsight "harps on" x or y. I've never read "harpooning" used as a synonym for "shoehorning".

Harpooning is a perfect term for Mr Longsight turning up to a thread about cats, films or summat, then climbing up onto the roof of his camouflaged van, firing his agenda into the thread, and covering everyone in rag.

"Am I the only one who remembers we were talking about cats? Or have we just been harpooned by Longsight again?"

*sigh*

The inside workings of a rag mind....confusing aint it?

It must be a raggy thing. Perhaps they cant help it!

 

[craigsteel]

Perhaps they should investigate the real scandal like Ferdinand shagging Darren Fergusons wife - alledgedly only 99.999 per cent true and lets not forget the raping carried out by a united player on a recent christmas party.

 

[Zonalmarking]

Perhaps they should investigate the real scandal like Ferdinand shagging Darren Fergusons wife - alledgedly only 99.999 per cent true and lets not forget the raping carried out by a united player on a recent christmas party.

Do you enjoy the haunting sound of whale noises?

 

[lloydie]

why, was she a fat lass?

 

[malg]

Nah, on Longsight Market it would be 'Rubber Dinghy Rapids, bra'

Longsight Market....ah the memories. Worked on there for a couple of years while at school (I think between 1978-1981) on Spinks' Fruit and Veg stall. Brilliant times! Fuck all to do with the thread, but it doesn't half bring back fond memories - great market, and kicks Gorton, Harpurhey and Grey Mare Lane markets asses!

Anyway, back onto the thread.....I don't give a fuck what some Rag chairman done years ago, it doesn't do anything for the situation we're in at the minute. It's a bit strange to be brought up now, and I'd have thought Cook's initial apology would suffice, but someone is obviously making mischief.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Re: Re: FAO the rags laughing about Gary Cook (long)....

Harpooning is a perfect term for Mr Longsight turning up to a thread about cats, films or summat, then climbing up onto the roof of his camouflaged van, firing his agenda into the thread, and covering everyone in rag.

"Am I the only one who remembers we were talking about cats? Or have we just been harpooned by Longsight again?"

*sigh*

The inside workings of a rag mind....confusing aint it?

It must be a raggy thing. Perhaps they cant help it!

They are genetically programmed to shout "citeh", "massive", "stockport".

In line with Darwinian principles, those best adapted for survival in changing circumstances are those that don't use "35 years"

 

[Shirley]

Ah, the old 'satire' excuse. Not heard that one since the last rag WUM was sent packing.

I've been reading your posts for over a year now and 99% of them have the same agenda, to the point of ad nauseum. It's the only topic you want to harpoon or shoehorn into every thread, every single day. It's repetitive, dull, and mostly unrelated to the actual topic or discussion in hand, abit of a thread killer TBH.

There, I've said it.

I'm new to this forum but that is more than sad even for a rag, you need to find a new football team to follow as you are obviously bored stiff if not suffering from an obsession.<br /><br />-- Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:21 pm --<br /><br />

Ah, the old 'satire' excuse. Not heard that one since the last rag WUM was sent packing.

I've been reading your posts for over a year now and 99% of them have the same agenda, to the point of ad nauseum. It's the only topic you want to harpoon or shoehorn into every thread, every single day. It's repetitive, dull, and mostly unrelated to the actual topic or discussion in hand, abit of a thread killer TBH.

There, I've said it.

I'm new to this forum but that is more than sad even for a rag, you need to find a new football team to follow as you are obviously bored stiff if not suffering from an obsession.

 

[mcmanus]

Zonalmarking you the brother from the story you put in off topic? You got a sister called Kirsty? ;) Sounds as though your lives are similarly empty

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepag ... t-sex.html</a>

 

[samharris]

to the point of ad nauseum

If you want to appear clever and intelligent by using Latin in a sentence, at least do it right, otherwise you will only achieve the opposite and look like an idiot.

What was the famous line from that Guy Ritchie movie....?

"I fakkin hate traffic wardens."

Why ?? do they keep getting in your way whilst you're sweeping the pavements ??

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Scotty - "She cannae take it captain, she's gonna break up and we'll all be eaten by beasties and aliens!!"

Captain Kirk - "Dr Spock, using your superior intelect and forethought, what do you suggest we do to recover this situation??"

Dr Spock - "Well, captain, this would be the perfect time to recall the Louis Edwards meat story from the 1970's."

Captain Kirk - "GOOOOAAAL!"

Its part of your "History" Rag .

Rags think history is winning trophies. Yet there are only four days a year any club can win a trophy. The other 361 days of the year don't count as history, apparently, no matter what happens, fantastic/good/bad/disgraceful.

Not to mention 'classless'. Oops, sorry, mentioned it!