Farkin Poker Machines

[Wheelsy]

Just done my arse again tonight, went through $500 and only picked up the one feature, and even that only paid $22.50. So dirty on myself.

You should count yourselves lucky that this scourge on society is not widespread in Britain, you have a pub with one or two fruit machines and that's it, not billions of these machines everywhere.

Really shouldn't gamble when depressed.


Blow the fuckers up:

 

[paddystyle]

ffs mate you should know better,its a mugs game,my ould man repairs them,its not even a sporting bet

 

[Wheelsy]

I do know better, they pay my wages. But alcohol + money = ...

At least with the bookies or the casino, some of it is skill and information.

No matter what you do with the machines, it's always gets its 15%. Which is a big house really.

 

[ancoats]

matey try this site
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.fruit-emu.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" target="_blank">http://www.fruit-emu.com/</a>
download your own and play for free

they have some good tips for you

 

[Wheelsy]

Already have, there are a few Australian ones, but not "my favourite".

But fuck it, never playing 'em again. I'm done.