Fat Dads and tall lads

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

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[blue b4 the moon]

We've got preseason games now....time to let it go mate ;)

 

[mexico1970]

How far is the taxi ride? If it's only a short distance it's the back seat for the lad.

If it's a say 20 min plus ride it's the fat Dad in the back.

;)

 

[Barcon]

Fat **** in the front, providing the driver is willing to put up with it.
As long as the massive, fat, sweaty head isn't blocking his view and he can see out the window
Obviously.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Tall lad sits in the front whilst holding a fishing rod out the window with a Big Mac attached. Fat dad scampers by the side.

 

[threespires]

We've got preseason games now....time to let it go mate ;)

Nah, this one is a legit dilemma (aka I have this issue too, compounded by the fact that my missus thinks I'm being 'a bit mean'* by hogging the front seat).

@Colin Bells Holdall - I have taken an uncompromising approach to this, if tall lad wants the front seat he can get a part time job and pay for the taxi. Plus any contortions he needs to do in the back will keep him supple which he'll thank you for in later years.

* I think what she really wants to say is I'm a miserable bitter short arse, but a bit mean is as far as she's prepared to go at this point, if he grows any taller and I still refuse to cede the prime seat I think the gloves will be off on her part.

 

[Phil1]

Sit in front you pay for the taxi. That’s the rule.

 

[Scottyboi]

The lad didn't choose his height, the greedy **** of a dad should face upto his actions and sit in the back.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Getting in a taxi, your tall son wants the leg room in the front passenger seat but as a porky parent in a family of four do you offer him the front seat and you squeeze in the back with your non porky mrs and daughter making everybody else squashed.
How do you solve this dilemma?
Disclaimer , no matter who is in the front seat its always the porky dad who ends up paying the bill.

Put Mr Blobby on a mobile scooter and the rest enjoy a taxi ride.

 

[Phil1]

What if it’s an Uber, it can be paid for from any seat in the car as long as they have the app. I think you need to come into the 21st century.

It’s not a real rule!! Haha!
This place amuses me.