Favourite lines from Viz

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -dabz-, 17 Dec 2014.

  1. -dabz-

    -dabz-

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    My personal fave-
    Fairy Traps in the mythological pest control section in the spoof classified ads.

    The glitter shitter was good too.
     
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    Men- when you want to enjoy some music turn the volume to your preferred level then turn it down three notches to save your partner doing it.
     
  3. malg

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    Use the Viz Top Tips thread when posting Viz Top Tips.......
     
  4. dan_bo

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    Pedal away those tag-nut blues with the 'Clag-Gone!'
     
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    Go fuck yourself
     
  6. -dabz-

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    Class. Forgot about that one.
     
  7. malg

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    Are you still not using the Top Tips thread?
     
  8. I will start doing
     
  9. -dabz-

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    From the profanisaurus-
    Scottish Sunshine n. Rain.
     
  10. Bill

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    top tips.

    ladies why "run" for the bus. set off earlier.
     

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