Favourite Simpsons line

[KentBlue]

Moe Syzlack saying: "Err, I've done some things I ain't proud of, and the things I am proud of are disgusting."

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.

Chief Wiggum: You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty.

 

[glen quagmire]

Homer to bart:
Son, if something is hard to do, it's not worth doing.

 

[peoffrey]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ0PMdNuLvc[/youtube]

 

[TCIB]

Homer: Is that your beer tent? :points:
Principal: :whips Homer: Monkey's point...
Homer: :sniffs: Monkey's cry!

<a class="postlink" href="http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season13/wants3.mp3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season13/wants3.mp3</a>

Listen here ^^

 

[BimboBob]

Love Homer's work.

"This gun has made me lose everything... my family, my friends, everything but my precious, precious gun."

"But Marge, a gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY[/youtube]

 

[Shands]

'Did you see the bubble?'

 

[i kne albert davy]

Smithers when asked what he thought about Marge in the Homer Kong episode Replied to Mr Burns I think women and Seamen don't mix. Or Homer i'm not a religious man but if your up there save me Superman.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Alcohol. The cause, and solution to all the world's problems.

 

[bluestevei]

bart; where are you going millhouse
millhouse; i need to go to the toilet
bart; so did i, but you didnt see me get up