Favourite Simpsons one lines

[WARD21]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Gotta love Ralph Wiggim.

 

[bluemooninho]

Ralph wiggum - "Me...Fail English?!? That's unpossible!"

 

[Matty]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

 

[WARD21]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

PMSL

What episode was that in? Brilliant.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Save me Jebus!!!!

 

[BimboBob]

"Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."

Or...

"Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!"

 

[mcfc_ms]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Hahaha. Best one ever. He was on about the judge wasn't he?


One that made me laugh is when Homer is trying to give Lisa a Donut, and says something like

Homer: Would you like a donut?
Lisa: Have you got any fruit?
Homer: This Donut has purple stuff on it..... purple is a fruit

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

homers brain to homer - you can stay but i'm leaving

 

[Simon Le Tom]

We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore Bears.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Apoo: ' Get out of my store! And come again. '