Favourite Words

[tommyducks]

Snood is one of mine. Whenever I see someone wearing the popular woolen garment, I loudly say "Snoooooooooooood!" It drives the wife mental.

I also like the word eggbound, meaning you have eaten eggs and are constipated as a result.

 

[Clubber]

Eggbound is good, but snood gets on me tits.

Plop is a good one.



'Simples' needs to be f*cked off now. The advert is ok, but people saying it for comic affect a dicks.

You might aswell shout 'Gggggggggggggreat', Tony the tiger esc, as that is how fooking pointless this catchphrase is.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Always thought Choc-a-bloc is a great word.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Snood is one of mine. Whenever I see someone wearing the popular woolen garment, I loudly say "Snoooooooooooood!" It drives the wife mental.

I also like the word eggbound, meaning you have eaten eggs and are constipated as a result.

Do you deliberately consume eggs in large quantities thereby enabling yourself to use the word in its proper context? Otherwise it would be difficult to drop into everyday conversation. I suppose waiting for someone to walk past with a peculiar gait and frowning expression and then commenting,' He looks proper eggbound,' is one possibility- or perhaps, 'You eggbound twat!' to the barman who is constantly short-changing you in the local.
My favourite words change from day to day, but there are timeless classics- banoffee, regurgitate (strange how often those two are used together) and impropriety spring instantly to mind.

 

[pee dubya]

Crabbit

 

[t-pott]

I love Minge.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I love 'bobbins'. No fucker up here has a clue what it means.

 

[bornblueegg]

predation, always liked this

 

[monkey-trousers]

Cunnilingus.... it kind of just rolls off the tongue.


Sorry... I'll get my coat.

 

[Cellarite]

sublime. try to only use it when something is actually 'awe-inspiring' rather than drop it in as much as some us legend.