fetishes

Not a sexual act but i like women to be feminine.

You know nice slender fingers and nice nails, not beasts.

So yeah sexy hands is a bit of a fetish a a stretch.

Older women i guess is not a fetish but a preference, i seem to do alright with milfs
 
TCIB said:
Not a sexual act but i like women to be feminine.

You know nice slender fingers and nice nails, not beasts.

So yeah sexy hands is a bit of a fetish a a stretch.

Older women i guess is not a fetish but a preference, i seem to do alright with milfs
so a bearded one is out of the question????



.... right that s it, fook it i m off!
 
When your finger goes through the bog role as your wiping your arse,i always after smell my finger.
Don't know if that counts as a fetish or more a sign I'm fucked in the head.
 
des hardi said:
TCIB said:
Not a sexual act but i like women to be feminine.

You know nice slender fingers and nice nails, not beasts.

So yeah sexy hands is a bit of a fetish a a stretch.

Older women i guess is not a fetish but a preference, i seem to do alright with milfs
so a bearded one is out of the question????



.... right that s it, fook it i m off!

Haha xD well yeah liking proper ladies is not i guess a fetish, just the side benefit of them having sexy hands, nice nails and the like.
 
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!
 
unsworthblue said:
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!

You have her phone number?
 
unsworthblue said:
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!

Has she just come back from Malia?

Anyway, I like to have the Old Testament read to me whilst I urinate on a 3-bar electric fire whilst clutching a mini-scotch egg between my arse cheeks.
 
Swales lives said:
unsworthblue said:
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!

Has she just come back from Malia?

Anyway, I like to have the Old Testament read to me whilst I urinate on a 3-bar electric fire whilst clutching a mini-scotch egg between my arse cheeks.
That's terrible.

What a waste of a good Scotch Egg.
 
During sex, i like to recite the speeches of Hitler whilst inserting petit pois into my anus, always does the trick for me
 
blueshine said:
Err ain't that painful like?

And scratched.

One nubile young Lady used to bite and scratch. She'd dig her teeth right in to my shoulder but it was a real turn on. I'd have bruises but it really used to help spur me.
 

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