Films which wouldn't have lasted very long

[burning blue soul]

harry potter

"he was just a well known local giant pisshead nutter, get back under the fucking stairs boy"

 

[Clevers]

Rambo - "Fuck it this town isn't friendly I'm not staying".

The Alamo - "How many Mexicans, shit, let's get out of here"

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Twighlight -

Edward just bites Bella and turns her into a vampire the first time they meet

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

"When Harry Met Sally"

Whilst on the original drive across the Country, Harry tells Sally that he is actually Jodie from the TV Sitcom "Soap" and is in fact actually Gay.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

That Poppins woman's a bit odd isn't she?
I don't think it's a good idea to leave the kids with her.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Taken

"Daddy, I'm going to Paris with my friend"

"No you're fucking not and that's the end of it"


Cast Away

He dies in the plane crash like every other poor fucker who lands in the ocean from 35,000 feet!

 

[GazC]

Lord of the rings - those Eagles have some explaining to do.

 

[Blue Mist]

The Magnificent Seven

"You've only got a bag of corn and a stuffed pepper, sod that for a game of soldiers I'm staying here with this strumpet and my tequilla."

 

[Pelly Greeny]

The Omen

Damiens Mum : oh yeah baby come all over my tits

Damiens Dad : ok ohhh ,ooohhh, ohhh yeahhhh there you go honey

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Eraserhead

'Look at the scan he's a right ugly ****, let's abort'