Have you thought of deportation? Simply google bomb making or 'how to bump trump off' and bingo, you'll be there in no time. And the grub's free as well.
It's all a game of one upmanship these days.
Instead of a caravan/campsite holiday it's glamping, instead of a couple of weeks on a narrowboat it's a 2 week cruise in the Caribbean/Mediterranean and instead of a fortnight in Filey,it's a £7,500 holiday in Florida!
As to which is more relaxing or enjoyable, that's just personal preference.
Seven of us in a morris traveller driving to Wales to camp in a farmers field in the pissing rain. Me and our kids only entertainment was playing with the electric fence.
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