Football Brain Teasers?

[A Blue]

Which Football club claims to have been formed before it actually was ?
Which Football club has only played in its adopted City for about 6 years ?
Which Football club claims that it was formed in a City ,when actually it was formed in a Township near that City.
Which Football Club is the Bastard child of the greatest club in the world.
Which Football clubs supporters are the most annoyingscumbaglowlifefilthycretinlikeponddwellingvomitinducingsewerscrotums ever.




Sorry ,bad day at the office.

 

[chrishull]

Which English Football League club has 11 letters in it's name, all of which are different?

 

[es1]

Which Football club claims to have been formed before it actually was ?
Which Football club has only played in its adopted City for about 6 years ?
Which Football club claims that it was formed in a City ,when actually it was formed in a Township near that City.
Which Football Club is the Bastard child of the greatest club in the world.
Which Football clubs supporters are the most annoyingscumbaglowlifefilthycretinlikeponddwellingvomitinducingsewerscrotums ever.




Sorry ,bad day at the office.

i could hazzard a guess...but to be fair i'm not 100% certain

MUFC?!

 

[4times]

Which player has won the Fa cup, league cup, premier league, UEFA cup champions league, and has been relegated from the premiership BUT never played in the championship, and is still playing today????

 

[es1]

kanu

 

[4times]

correct

 

[pouvignon]

Only player to score a Hat-trick in the Premiership, Divisions 1, 2 and 3 (or Championship, League 1, League 2 as they're known), the FA Cup, the League Cup and in an international game?

 

[Blue Streak]

Only player to score a Hat-trick in the Premiership, Divisions 1, 2 and 3 (or Championship, League 1, League 2 as they're known), the FA Cup, the League Cup and in an international game?

Robert Earnshaw?

 

[garyowensgolfclubs]

Only player to score a Hat-trick in the Premiership, Divisions 1, 2 and 3 (or Championship, League 1, League 2 as they're known), the FA Cup, the League Cup and in an international game?

robert earnshaw

 

[pouvignon]

bingo to both of you:

Premiership, West Brom vs Charlton, 19 March 2005
Division 1, Cardiff vs Gillingham, 19 September 2003
Division 2, Cardiff vs Q.P.R., 29 November 2002 and Tranmere 14 March 2003
Division 3, Cardiff vs Torquay United, 12 February 2000
FA Cup, Cardiff vs Bristol Rovers, 19 November 2000
League Cup, Cardiff vs Boston United, 11 September 2002, and Leyton Orient, 12 August 2003
International, Wales vs Scotland, 18 February 2004