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SharstonBlue

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Hey Guys,
I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.
I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.
Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.
Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.
Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.
Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.
I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone

Regards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss)

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j322tm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j322tm</a>
 
Just read that I am not sure he actually wrote that, there is a kind of war going on, on twitter about who is real and who is fake, they are all 15 year old kids making it up as they go along as far as I am concerned
 
Ducado said:
Just read that I am not sure he actually wrote that, there is a kind of war going on, on twitter about who is real and who is fake, they are all 15 year old kids making it up as they go along as far as I am concerned
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Bit like on here mate
 
squirtyflower said:
Ducado said:
Just read that I am not sure he actually wrote that, there is a kind of war going on, on twitter about who is real and who is fake, they are all 15 year old kids making it up as they go along as far as I am concerned
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Bit like on here mate
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It's not half as bad as it was a few years ago, I guess people were more trusting than they are now, when I did the list we had 100's of them, nowadays we just get a few each window, and they are pretty poor in comparison
 
Ducado said:
squirtyflower said:
Ducado said:
Just read that I am not sure he actually wrote that, there is a kind of war going on, on twitter about who is real and who is fake, they are all 15 year old kids making it up as they go along as far as I am concerned
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Bit like on here mate
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It's not half as bad as it was a few years ago, I guess people were more trusting than they are now, when I did the list we had 100's of them, nowadays we just get a few each window, and they are pretty poor in comparison
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Who has been the worst?
 
there was another a couple of days ago, @FootballAgent007 or something, that did the same thing

ridiculous how successful their 'rumours' can be.

this is a lesson in the dangers of social media, and how the millions of idiots using it can give a platform to these sorts of people to spout absolute nonsense.
 
Ducado said:
squirtyflower said:
Ducado said:
Just read that I am not sure he actually wrote that, there is a kind of war going on, on twitter about who is real and who is fake, they are all 15 year old kids making it up as they go along as far as I am concerned
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Bit like on here mate
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It's not half as bad as it was a few years ago, I guess people were more trusting than they are now, when I did the list we had 100's of them, nowadays we just get a few each window, and they are pretty poor in comparison
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It's just as well you posted before me otherwise I'd have been binning sharstonblue as I thought he was owning up to winding up everyone on Bluemoon
 
glen quagmire said:
Ducado said:
squirtyflower said:
Bit like on here mate
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It's not half as bad as it was a few years ago, I guess people were more trusting than they are now, when I did the list we had 100's of them, nowadays we just get a few each window, and they are pretty poor in comparison
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Who has been the worst?
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The worst and the best was NBC or whatever he called himself, the Dave and Gina case was quite good, he had another forum totally hooked on his every word (he had another identity), I would say for sheer entertainment it had to be Dave and his merry widow Gina, I am still not altogether clear what was going on, what he had to gain by making up al the David Villa stuff on here and other forums, unless he was trying to move odds for it.

The list is still around I will bump it up if I can find it
 
Real agents:

<a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/SportsAgentAC" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/SportsAgentAC</a>
<a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/FootballAgentPM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/FootballAgentPM</a>

And no they don't go around telling people who is going where, in fact agents will have a limited scope of info and keep it well concealed. Every single 'Agent' who tells us where Cavani is going one minute and De Rossi the next is a fraud down to the last man (or should I say, boy).
 
Never seen twitter or Facebook shite it's not for me. I'm old school, I still believe in phoning rather than texting, though I do like forums. Soon as I see a twitter comment on here I disregard without hesitation as it's clearly kids on the piss take, bit like in the park bogs where it would say "give Mandy a call she loves it" etc, some sad twat would of called the number believing she does. Bogs=twitter.
 
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