@FootballAgent49

[BringBackSwales]

Hey Guys,
I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.
I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.
Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.
Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.
Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.
Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.
I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone

Regards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss)

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never heard of you, sad twat. Would not look at twats on twatter if it was the last form of communication on earth. I never fell for it, and I doubt any other adults fell for it - just other spotty little twats who have never had a donald, grow up and get a life (unless your post is a tongue in cheek piss take of twats on twatter)

 

[Rammy Blue]

Never seen twitter or Facebook shite it's not for me. I'm old school, I still believe in phoning rather than texting, though I do like forums. Soon as I see a twitter comment on here I disregard without hesitation as it's clearly kids on the piss take, bit like in the park bogs where it would say "give Mandy a call she loves it" etc, some sad twat would of called the number believing she does. Bogs=twitter.

Have you got Mandy's number?

 

[BringBackSwales]

It's not half as bad as it was a few years ago, I guess people were more trusting than they are now, when I did the list we had 100's of them, nowadays we just get a few each window, and they are pretty poor in comparison

Who has been the worst?

The worst and the best was NBC or whatever he called himself, the Dave and Gina case was quite good, he had another forum totally hooked on his every word (he had another identity), I would say for sheer entertainment it had to be Dave and his merry widow Gina, I am still not altogether clear what was going on, what he had to gain by making up al the David Villa stuff on here and other forums, unless he was trying to move odds for it.

The list is still around I will bump it up if I can find it

I thought the David Viia stuff was "Toffeesforme" on the Citymancs forum?

 

[i8rags]

Never seen twitter or Facebook shite it's not for me. I'm old school, I still believe in phoning rather than texting, though I do like forums. Soon as I see a twitter comment on here I disregard without hesitation as it's clearly kids on the piss take, bit like in the park bogs where it would say "give Mandy a call she loves it" etc, some sad twat would of called the number believing she does. Bogs=twitter.

Have you got Mandy's number?

Binned it, she got all aggressive.

 

[squirtyflower]

Never seen twitter or Facebook shite it's not for me. I'm old school, I still believe in phoning rather than texting, though I do like forums. Soon as I see a twitter comment on here I disregard without hesitation as it's clearly kids on the piss take, bit like in the park bogs where it would say "give Mandy a call she loves it" etc, some sad twat would of called the number believing she does. Bogs=twitter.

Have you got Mandy's number?

0161 61616

I believe likes being dicked in her own back yard

 

[Ducado]

Who has been the worst?

The worst and the best was NBC or whatever he called himself, the Dave and Gina case was quite good, he had another forum totally hooked on his every word (he had another identity), I would say for sheer entertainment it had to be Dave and his merry widow Gina, I am still not altogether clear what was going on, what he had to gain by making up al the David Villa stuff on here and other forums, unless he was trying to move odds for it.

The list is still around I will bump it up if I can find it

I thought the David Viia stuff was "Toffeesforme" on the Citymancs forum?

His and Oldham Dave/Gina were one and the same

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I not falling for that.

 

[charliebigspuds]

has agent49 admitted to being VVK yet?

 

[Blootoof]

Hey Guys,
I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.
I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.
Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.
Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.
Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.
Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.
I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone

Regards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss)

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So now we have someone pretending to be someone who pretends to be someone?

Got to go, Santa's on the phone.........

 

[Stillsy]

That's wonderful my little friend but at 18 you should be tongue deep in some fat spanners kipper not making fake accounts.

Get a life.

 

[beast]

Hey Guys,
I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.
I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.
Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.
Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.
Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.
Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.
I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone

Regards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss)

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Sorry pal, never knew you existed.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

I don't understand why people follow this ITK stuff or get attached to it.

Just wait until MCFC have announced it, no one can fail that way.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Have I got this right Sharston Blue is Agent 49.....or has he just posted some shit posted by this Agent 49 geezer.....some on here reading there posts seem to think they are one and the same

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Have I got this right Sharston Blue is Agent 49.....or has he just posted some shit posted by this Agent 49 geezer.....some on here reading there posts seem to think they are one and the same

I think it's a message from twitter.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Have I got this right Sharston Blue is Agent 49.....or has he just posted some shit posted by this Agent 49 geezer.....some on here reading there posts seem to think they are one and the same

I think it's a message from twitter.

Cheers

 

[BringBackSwales]

The worst and the best was NBC or whatever he called himself, the Dave and Gina case was quite good, he had another forum totally hooked on his every word (he had another identity), I would say for sheer entertainment it had to be Dave and his merry widow Gina, I am still not altogether clear what was going on, what he had to gain by making up al the David Villa stuff on here and other forums, unless he was trying to move odds for it.

The list is still around I will bump it up if I can find it

I thought the David Viia stuff was "Toffeesforme" on the Citymancs forum?

His and Oldham Dave/Gina were one and the same

so are we saying that toffees for me was a transexual? Blimey I posted a message to him/her

 

[Cheesy]

That's wonderful my little friend but at 18 you should be tongue deep in some fat spanners kipper not making fake accounts.

Get a life.

Yeah, how much of a sad twat must someone be to make stuff up on the internet?

 

[BringBackSwales]

That's wonderful my little friend but at 18 you should be tongue deep in some fat spanners kipper not making fake accounts.

Get a life.

Yeah, how much of a sad twat must someone be to make stuff up on the internet?

well as far as I can see mate fuckers do it on here with regularity, some are even worshipped for it

 

[speccybob]

One of the best WUM's ever was Ono. The way he had the rags loving the 'fact' that they had beat us to Silva's signature was fucking brilliant.

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[bluethai]

49 and 153 is the same kid, they closed accounts at the same time.