Footballer convicted of sexually assaulting mascot before game

[gaz76]

A parakeet of all things!! I await the paroty thread

Hugo Mallo: Spanish footballer convicted of sexually assaulting mascot before La Liga game

The 33-year-old has maintained his innocence and says he "absolutely denies" that his hand "touched the parakeet's breasts".

news.sky.com

 

[crooky]

What a tit.

 

[ray21]

He deserves doing bird.

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

He prefers a cock-or-two

 

[Cellarite]

Let’s find out more facts before we all get in a flap about this.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

It’s not like he touched a mynah

 

[roman totale]

That video didn’t show a thing. Perch-ance this has been blown out of all proportion.

 

[dickie davies]

He's a chicken

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Who's a pretty boy then

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

They should make him take a Polly-graph test