Forget dating apps....

[paulchapo]

All you need to meet the woman of your dreams is to get knocked down by a car ( And survive of course) and make sure a beautiful woman is there to rush to your aid lol.

 

[jimharri]

To quote Stifler in American Pie; "that sounds like a lot of work".

 

[mancboy]

give it a few years and she'll be saying i wish id left you lay in the road and he'll be saying i wish that car was going faster

 

[dadnlad]

watched 30 secs = stalker alert

 

[paulchapo]

watched 30 secs = stalker alert

Ha ha yes there was an element of that in it. She kindly agreed to be a witness and he then tracked her down in Facebook. Thankfully it worked out well for them.

 

[mexico1970]

Misery incoming :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Coming to Netflix July 2035...

 

[Vienna_70]

What a cynical lot you are!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'll give it six months and 3 blow jobs

 

[117 M34]

Fuck that. Instantly lost every argument ever (even more so than normal)
Answer to everything would be yeah but I saved your life.

 

[manimanc]

To quote Stifler in American Pie; "that sounds like a lot of work".

I thought the stifler quote was he was gonna rock out with his cock out and hang out with his wang out?

Have you got the correct stifler?

 

[jimharri]

I thought the stifler quote was he was gonna rock out with his cock out and hang out with his wang out?

Have you got the correct stifler?

There's only one Stifler. The one whose mother shitbreak rattled on the pool table!

 

[.db.]

All you need to meet the woman of your dreams is to get knocked down by a car ( And survive of course) and make sure a beautiful woman is there to rush to your aid lol.

My Mam and Dad met in a way not too dissimilar, but not as extreme, to that.

My Father fell down the stairs in a nightclub in Town and my Mother was at the foot of the stairs and helped him up.

 

[manclad]

My Mam and Dad met in a way not too dissimilar, but not as extreme, to that.

My Father fell down the stairs in a nightclub in Town and my Mother was at the foot of the stairs and helped him up.

Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs regarding your story !!

 

[dadnlad]

I'll give it six months and 3 blow jobs

might be past blow job stage by now

 

[Northerndave]

Awwww, I might be getting sentimental, but I think that's a lovely story. Good luck to them both.

 

[daveiw01]

might be past blow job stage by now

They're married, those days are loooooong gone!