From the Law Office of Saul Goodman and Associates

BlueMoonAcrossThePond

Well-Known Member
Joined
27 Oct 2020
Messages
6,904
Team supported
Manchester City
Dear Mr. Richards30:

The firm of Saul Goodman and Associates is pleased to announce that we will be happy to act on your behalf with regard to your recent legal troubles. I recommend that you fly out to our office, in glorious downtown Albuquerque, NM, at your earliest convenience for in-person consultation.

Meanwhile, I must insist that you absolutely, under no circumstance, hire the convicted felon, Mr. Ehrmantraut, to rough up your wife and mother-in-law. Do not phone Mr. Ehrmantraut at +1 505 666 1313. Do not agree to pay him £500 to break your mother-in-law's legs! I cannot stress this enough!

With regard to the £1.3m embezzlement perpetrated by your wife, I'm confident that we can fabricate produce compelling evidence in support of this allegation given enough time and resources. Especially resources. And funding. Funding is key.

I look forward to meeting you Richards30.

And tell your friends... Better Call Saul!
===
P.S. Have you heard anything about methylamine suppliers in the UK? Just wondering...
 
Last edited:
"I need a new dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60."

EzQSjSC.gif
 
Where's the parody thread you were supposed to do?
Oh dear!

I've just been informed that you've been secretly filming pictures of wives undressing - and several of the husbands are clients of mine.

To keep out of trouble, it's crucial that you meet with my associate Mr. Ehrmantraut immediately!

Still awaiting your contact details.

Sincerely,

Saul.
 
Dear Mr. mancityvsstoke:

A client's wife of mine really hates the word, "yo." Please refrain from using this word in future communications or else face legal scrutiny.

SIncerely,

Saul Goodman.
===
P.S. - Yo! - If you've any details about methamphetamine please share. I can make it very worth your while.
 
Last edited:
Dear Mr. mancityvsstoke:

A client's wife of mine really hates the word, "yo." Please refrain from using this word in future communications or else face legal scrutiny.

SIncerely,

Saul Goodman.
===
P.S. - Yo! - If you've any details about methamphetamine please share. I can make it very worth your while.
ok yo......Saul Goodman
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top