Funniest/cleverest chants

[WestGorton]

United fans singing "drink a drink a drink to Eric the King the king the King...."

Got to hand it to Pete Boyle, came up with a belting original chant there.

Hahaha

 

[WestGorton]

Always liked " You're going home in a fucking ambulance"

 

[Blue Mist]

Sung to the tune of the Addams Family, directed towards Spurs fans;

'Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all f*ck one another
The Tottenham family'.

Another one, again directed by Arsenal fans towards Spurs;

'You won the league, in black and white.
You won the league, in black and white.'

I once heard the following at the Emirates from Norwich fans;

'We lose every week. We lose every week. You're nothing special. We lose every week.'

@bridgeno1 I'll go one better and sadly it was your lot singing it to us.
'Cheer up Franny Lee
Oh what can it be
You're a fat northern bastard with a shite football team.

Some may reply that such and such sang it before but it was the first time I'd heard it and yes I smiled.

 

[M9 Blue]

We all live in a Robbie Fowler house.......

 

[RiversideBlue]

Sung to the tune of the Addams Family, directed towards Spurs fans;

'Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all f*ck one another
The Tottenham family'.

Another one, again directed by Arsenal fans towards Spurs;

'You won the league, in black and white.
You won the league, in black and white.'

I once heard the following at the Emirates from Norwich fans;

'We lose every week. We lose every week. You're nothing special. We lose every week.'

I didn't realise the Neville family were Spurs fans

 

[Blue Mist]

United fans singing "drink a drink a drink to Eric the King the king the King...."

Got to hand it to Pete Boyle, came up with a belting original chant there.

He actually claimed it as his own. I think it was during an interview in the Bishops Blaize. But yes, the lying fucker, the so called rag songwriter, claimed it as his own.

 

[RiversideBlue]

To Joe Hart about to take a goal kick:-
" England's number one, England, England's number one"

Joe falls flat on his arse

"England's number two, England, England's number two"

 

[shnaghaicityfish]

we’ve done this thread before but “you should’ve stayed on your sunbed” and “you’re just a shit Dale Winton” to the orange West Ham fan in the Upton Park days were two of my favourites. He took it in good heart tbf despite his mates absolutely pissing themselves

 

[West Yorks Owl]

I never heard these only reading in the paper so can't vouch if they were true or not

Arsenal fans for Emmanuelle Petit

"He's blond, he's quick, his names a porno flick........"

Liverpool fans for Dirk Kuyt to the tune of Fedde le Grand

"Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt......he loves this city"

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

We played an FA Cup game at Preston & Graham Poll was the ref. Naturally he got the usual song when any decision went against us. Then he awarded us a penalty & we all sang "One Graham Poll, there's only one Graham Poll". Even he was laughing at that.