Funniest comment you’ve heard at a City game

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Bloody hell, I’d forgotten about Simon Colosimo!

Remember going to Halifax pre season under KK and it being the only time I ever saw him play.....only other memory of that day is that Strongbow didnt seem to exist in Halifax

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I remember at a derby game at Maine Rd, a certain Mr York missed a sitter and a City fan shouted " fuck me York, yer kids got better eyesight than you "

 

[Trojan63]

Steve Jordan was taking a throw in and a mate of mine sat 4 rows from the pitch shouted “Jordan show us yer tits” Think he may have heard it cos he was smiling as he picked the ball up

 

[stanblue]

Took my lad to his 1st game he would have been 4 or 5 against Portsmouth,a couple of lads behind were shouting Distan your a wanker,After them saying it a few times he joined in top of his little voice.

 

[eaststandlevel3]

When we were shit at Maine road upper tier kippax a bloke was alway using the c word.
One particular player was always on the end of it ‘edgehill you c**t’ your sh*t’
After about 30 minutes Same comment every touch a bloke said can you mind your language, as there were a few kids about.
He Stopped for 5 minutes next touch ‘edgehill you vagina’
Lots of blokes pissing themselves !

 

[eyalluvitt]

Kevin Bond, Kevin Bond ...we'd be better off with Basildon Bond

 

[crazyg]

Kevin Bond, Kevin Bond ...we'd be better off with Basildon Bond

Didn't he have letters after his name?

 

[laserblue]

During the Spurs 5 2 game a while back 2 people spent the whole game discussing great war films. They concluded Escape To Victory was the best of all time.

They probably also thought Mike Summerbee should have got the best actor Oscar that year.

 

[digbythebiggestdogintheworld]

Possibly that East Level 2 bloke. A right moaning git.

Top of the old Kippax lower tier. Might have been the same bloke that went on about Haaland every match, now he was a right moaning git.

 

[East Level 2]

Not guilty about Having a go at Haarland.
I was near back of centre block.