Funniest comment you’ve heard at a City game

[bluetonium]

Before we were married I took the future Mrs Bluetonium to a city game. City Vs Bolton infact, yep that game full of excitement and cutting edge tactics. Pearce Vs Allardyce.

Anyway, she was trying her best to understand the game and asks "So when the ball goes over that line at this side, is that offside?" The only time I cracked a smile that day.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Liverpool at home last season, about 10 seconds before Sane scored the winner he gave the ball away and I shouted "Fuck sake get him off Pep he's having a shocker"

Wait so... the FUNNIEST thing you've heard at a match is something what you yourself has said.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Carragher reacting to chants aimed at him during Vinnys testimonial haha

 

[BringBackSwales]

Newcastle fans singing “you’re the shit of Manchester”, City fan shouts straight back “you’re the shit of st James park @ sports direct.co.uk” (if you recall Ashley had just changed the name of their stadium; you had to have been there!)