Funniest names in football?

[stiniyamasena]

YAYA it means granny in our language, (Greek)

 

[stiniyamasena]

Martin Jol has two brothers, Dick & kok

 

[ell]

Nobody mentioned Willie Gerret (think thats how you spell it

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Pongo Waring

 

[rickmcfc]

Not a footballer but a German Female Skier - Fanny Chmelar

 

[levets]

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

"And the ball is played through to the 2 German strikers. Kuntz."

Ha ha... that's it... with the pause after the word strikers..

 

[Vienna_70]

Bernd Hölzenbein. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_Hölzenbein

Hölzenbein means "wooden leg" in german

It also means "wooden post" in German.

 

[peoffrey]

There were celeb names too. Robbie Williams and Paul Weller both played professional football at a lower league level.

In the mid 80's, Peter Sutcliffe played for Chester!

Beats a fat dancer from Take That hands down!

 

[Smith_]

The Bender brothers!

 

[Vienna_70]

Peter Shirtliffe.

 

[unsworthblue]

there's a lad who plays for Bury called John Lewis,the fans sing 'his name is a shop,oh John Lewis his name is a shop' twats! Always liked the name Reggie Blinker,think he played for Sheffield Wednesday,Dutch lad,its always the dutch with daft names!

 

[Jack the lad CTID]

russian footballer yuri zhirkov (jerk off) always made me laugh.

 

[mammyjam]

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY[/youtube]

somebody probs beat me to it tbf

belgian defender mark de mann makes me chuckle

as do his countrymen striker schor de gaulle and keeper bloek de schott

well the first one is real ;)

 

[colourmeblue]

Celik-Rangers

 

[Sir peace frog]

Creedence Clearwater Couto Brazilian striker who's parents were obviously big fans of the 1960's swamp rock genre.


Have-A-Look Dube Zimbabwean star who played for Njube Sundowns

Dusty Fouser American defender with Panama City Pirates


best headline

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/09/11/eurosport_com_scores_headline_profanity/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/09/11 ... profanity/</a>


and not forgetting the tough tackling winkel sports player Fanny Schamp