Funny football chants.

TTTCITYBHOY

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Heard any good 1's.
Caught this the other day.
St.Mirren were playing Glasgow University in a cup game,
Saints were about 7-0 up,when the "student" fans started...
.."if you've got an English higher,clap yer hands"
Saints fans.....doh..
 
Old one now (around 2000) but still makes me chuckle

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After it was reported in the press that Goram had a mild form of schizophrenia, fans responded with a chorus of "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".[12] This chant quickly gained popularity, and became the title of a book documenting humorous football chants.[13]
 
Not quite what you were asking for but the Newcastle fans were funny as when they played Utd. the other week, doing the Posnan and singing Toure's name.

A city one I remember was playing Bury away in 98/99 and we were singing 'you can stick your Black Puddings up your arse'
 
Best one I heard was someone mentioned it on here before. Some old dears were walking in front of the crowd at Maine Road:

'Get your teeth out for the lads'
 
best one I heard was just after the takeover playing liverpool

'We're gonna buy Gerrard, We're gonna buy Torres, you can keep Dirk Kuyt'
 
philinho said:
best one I heard was just after the takeover playing liverpool

'We're gonna buy Gerrard, We're gonna buy Torres, you can keep Dirk Kuyt'

Haha, not heard this one before.


Was at a youth team cup game a about 5 years ago and one of the stewards was the spit of kiki musampa. A group where i was sang "kiki give us a wave". Funny at the time, he took it in good spirits and the other stewards were pissing their sides
 
Us vs Grimsby in the wilderness years
"You're sh*t, and you smell of fish!"

Aimed at Hasselbaink, forget by who:
"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy.

Leicester fans at Arsenal when team came out:
"Who let the frogs out, who? who? who?"
 
Spurs fans made me chuckle the other week when they played Real madrid and sang "Shit Barcelona, your just a shit Barcelona".

here is one for Norwich next season 9sang to adams family tune):
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!

The Hasselbank one was great though, even he laughed at it

And the one sang to a player with the surname Easter
"your not as good as Christmas"
 

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