Funny Sounding Names

[bluetonium]

What are the best names you have ever heard, real and not? We get some strange ones at work. Which ones make you chuckle?

Anil Mistry - real name of a customer
Mr Don Keedick - Colleague got a post it asking her to call this guy, she did (though to be fair it was the same colleague that once believed she broke the internet by typing 'google' into google).
Gloria Saarz - nick for a South African rep we know with a 'shapely' bottom


And here's some that I grabbed from The Sun, reliable media outlet of mucky mirth...

SUE AGE

Born Glasgow, 1849.

PETER PIDDLE

Baptised Fowey, Cornwall, 1649.

ENEMA BOTTOMLEY WOOD

Died Huddersfield, 1904.

SEYMOUR BUST

Born Halstead, Essex, 1841.

PLEASANT TITTY

Baptised Margate, Kent, 1768.

(She was named after her mum — so the family had a pair of Pleasant Tittys.)

SEXEY BUTT

Born Dundry, Somerset, 1803.

EFFING DICK

Born Glasgow, 1848.

WILLY MUSCLE

Born Holme, Huntingdonshire, 1685.

GOLDEN BALLS

Baptised Aylsham, Norfolk, 1813.

KENNETH McSHAGGER

Born Scotland, 1841.

WILLIE STRETCH

Born Winsford, Cheshire, 1894.

NANCY BOYS

Born Brighton, 1842.

MAD LOONEY

Died Warwicks, 1894.

CONSTANT PAIN

Born Hackney, London, 1901.

MINNIE BAR

Baptised Galston, Ayr, 1761.

AL DENTE

Born Whitechapel, London, 1900.

POSTHUMOUS MINCE

Died Greenwich, Kent, 1839.

AGNES ETTA PEPPER

Born Ipswich, 1881.

EASTER BUNNY

Born Yorkshire, 1851.

KITTY LITTER

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Born Marston, Cheshire, 1839.

HOLLY BERRY

Born Barnsley, 1880.

PEARLY GATES

Married Westminster, 1996.

RICK O’SHEA

Married Kennington, London, 1864.

SENSITIVE REDHEAD

Born Bridlington, E Yorks, 1873.

JIMMY RIDDLE

Born Melrose, Midlothian, 1648

PETE SAKE

Born Cheshire, 1840.

PECULIAR BUTTERY

Married Wolverhampton, 1871.

ALICE MAY FALL

Born Shoreditch, London, 1894.

NICHOLAS STREAKER

Born Durham, 1747.

LETTICE SPRAY

Baptised Greasley, Notts, 1633.

IRIS TEW

Died Chester, 1985.

DICK BRAIN

Born Stoke-on-Trent, 1871.

TURD COLLAR

Born Ireland, 1821.

TERESA FARTWANGLER

Born Usk, Monmouth, 1828.

PHILIP PLONKER

Baptised Shalford, Surrey, 1632.

WILLY LEAK

Born Poplar, London, 1886.

ANICE BOTTOM

Baptised Dewsbury, W Yorks, 1837.

IVA LONGBOTTOM

Born Balby, S Yorks, 1899.

TRANNIE PICKUP

Born Portsmouth, 1853.

SILLY TROLLOPE

Born Doncaster, 1894.

DICK HANDLER

Baptised Earls Colne, Essex, 1585.

JOYCE MOODY NUTTER

Died Braintree, Essex, 2001.

HUGH SWELLING

Born Ireland, 1811.

PHIL GRAVES

Died Rotherham 1879.

DEMOSTHENES CUPPA

Married London, 1886.

BASIL LEAF

Born York, 1895.

LARGE BEE

Born Notts, 1829.

LOW FEE

Married Chorlton, Cheshire, 1908.

COLLY FLOWER

Father of girl married in Soho, London, 1797.

MAUD STALE BUN

Born Sunderland, 1851.

LOW FAT

Married Cardiff, 1905.

FAY KING

Died Bromley, Kent, 1998.

SANDY BEACH

Born East London, 1899.

DAILY BONER

Born Hernhill, Kent, 1898.

 

[Clevers]

Once worked for a firm who had a client called R Sandler.

Another client had a customer called Miss Bosomworthy. I never met her so cannot say whether the name was appropriate.

 

[TCIB]

Pete is from cheshire :O

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The MEN has a reporter called Wayne Ankers

 

[Pigeonho]

Dick Spring, the MP from years ago.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Fanny Mcspunkcock.
Burt scatfelcher.

 

[bluetonium]

Dick Spring, the MP from years ago.

I have to say, on that topic, Ed Balls name always makes me laugh. call me childish, but i think it's great. I wish we had a Primer Ministers called Mr Cock, then everywhere they went they'd be a cock & balls in suits.

Though I did see a headline a few months back from some EU meeting which went along like lines of 'Merkel Tickles Balls'.

 

[Balti]

Called our pub landline once and asked the new barmaid whether he was in and she starts shouting out 'Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?' before the realisation hit her.

She didn't fall for Hugh Jarse though.

 

[daveduke67]

Euan Kerr
Mike Hockismall
Drew Peacock

 

[MCFCpassion]

Joe King
Phil McCrackin