You'll have to ignore some of this chart, as it's focus is Fernandes at United, and they've mistyped "expertise from set-pieces", when they meant to say "flopping to the floor like a flailing fish", but essentially the higher and more to the right the better. Jesus right up there, with only Sergio to compare.
Still, when you see this one, it's no surprise that City's strikers are at the top. Those voting for player of the season should be sent this, and asked to explain why anyone but Kev is even being considered.
Still, when you see this one, it's no surprise that City's strikers are at the top. Those voting for player of the season should be sent this, and asked to explain why anyone but Kev is even being considered.