Gareth Bale

[citytill1die84]

Am I the only one to notice he's had his ears pinned back?

No he had it done about a month ago.

 

[stony]

Am I the only one to notice he's had his ears pinned back?

Any pics of this marvellous transformation?

We've come a long way when a simple operation can bypass thousands of years of evolution and turn something more monkey than man into something more man than monkey.

 

[Blootoof]

Am I the only one to notice he's had his ears pinned back?

No he had it done about a month ago.

I thought his head looked a lot more streamlined. He used to look like a wing nut with a beatles wig.<br /><br />-- Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:38 pm --<br /><br />

Am I the only one to notice he's had his ears pinned back?

Any pics of this marvellous transformation?

We've come a long way when a simple operation can bypass thousands of years of evolution and turn something more monkey than man into something more man than monkey.

must admit, it suits him

 

[stony]

Am I the only one to notice he's had his ears pinned back?

No he had it done about a month ago.

I thought his head looked a lot more streamlined. He used to look like a wing nut with a beatles wig.

-- Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:38 pm --

Am I the only one to notice he's had his ears pinned back?

Any pics of this marvellous transformation?

We've come a long way when a simple operation can bypass thousands of years of evolution and turn something more monkey than man into something more man than monkey.

must admit, it suits him

Well he no longer looks like Topov so it's a definite improvement.

 

[jimharri]

I know it shouldn't and it is a bit sad, but that celebration that Cornelius/Caesar does (the heart shape with his hands) really, REALLY gets on my nerves.

 

[LongsightM13]

Is there an operation to give the primate opposeable thumbs?

 

[Blootoof]

I wonder if he can run faster

Actually forget that. He used to use the wind for pace, that's why he's never had two good halves.

 

[stony]

Is there an operation to give the primate opposeable thumbs?

If you ever see a pic of Bale opening a packet of crisps, you'll know that medical science has come a long way.<br /><br />-- Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:56 pm --<br /><br />

I wonder if he can run faster

Actually forget that. He used to use the wind for pace, that's why he's never had two good halves.

That is a quality observation.

 

[Bluesiam]

If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale.

Bale is good, but not as good as people make out.

exactly. Kolorov is so underrated by us its unreal and Bale is sooo overrated its funny

I just don't get this lads. Too much blue rinse in the eyewear, I fear.

Kolorov is the ultimate one trick wing back. He's not only slow, but can't beat anyone once they've seen the trick once, and doesn't score nearly as many goals as Bale. He is a great crosser but I can't think of anything else. Think for a minute of the type and range of goals Bale has scored for Spuds!?!

As for 'pace' ....... If I had enough I'd beat Usain Bolt. Now if you could give Gareth Barry a 'pace transplant' you would have a Bale beater!

 

[Chevelle]

Am I the only one to notice he's had his ears pinned back?

Think how fast he will be now.. less drag.

 

[andrewmswift]

If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale.

Bale is good, but not as good as people make out.

exactly. Kolorov is so underrated by us its unreal and Bale is sooo overrated its funny

I just don't get this lads. Too much blue rinse in the eyewear, I fear.

Kolorov is the ultimate one trick wing back. He's not only slow, but can't beat anyone once they've seen the trick once, and doesn't score nearly as many goals as Bale. He is a great crosser but I can't think of anything else. Think for a minute of the type and range of goals Bale has scored for Spuds!?!

As for 'pace' ....... If I had enough I'd beat Usain Bolt. Now if you could give Gareth Barry a 'pace transplant' you would have a Bale beater!

i think you missed this:

"If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale."

 

[Bazzmand Show]

If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale.

Bale is good, but not as good as people make out.

exactly. Kolorov is so underrated by us its unreal and Bale is sooo overrated its funny

I just don't get this lads. Too much blue rinse in the eyewear, I fear.

Kolorov is the ultimate one trick wing back. He's not only slow, but can't beat anyone once they've seen the trick once, and doesn't score nearly as many goals as Bale. He is a great crosser but I can't think of anything else. Think for a minute of the type and range of goals Bale has scored for Spuds!?!

As for 'pace' ....... If I had enough I'd beat Usain Bolt. Now if you could give Gareth Barry a 'pace transplant' you would have a Bale beater!

Kolarov is better on the ball than Bale imo, and if he had a yard or two extra pace - we would be talking about him in the same category.

 

[DaveTheYid]

That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.

 

[Rammy Blue]

That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.

Chimp fucking a bird, doesn't paint a pretty picture.

 

[Seosa]

If Kolarov had electric pace, he'd be as good as Bale.

Bale is good, but not as good as people make out.

exactly. Kolorov is so underrated by us its unreal and Bale is sooo overrated its funny

I just don't get this lads. Too much blue rinse in the eyewear, I fear.

Kolorov is the ultimate one trick wing back. He's not only slow, but can't beat anyone once they've seen the trick once, and doesn't score nearly as many goals as Bale. He is a great crosser but I can't think of anything else. Think for a minute of the type and range of goals Bale has scored for Spuds!?!

As for 'pace' ....... If I had enough I'd beat Usain Bolt. Now if you could give Gareth Barry a 'pace transplant' you would have a Bale beater!

Perfectly put.

 

[VincentVincentKompany]

It'd be great to get him, can't see it though.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

It'd be great to get him, can't see it though.

Go away wum

 

[Seosa]

It'd be great to get him, can't see it though.

Shoo!

 

[Lucky13]

That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.

Chimp fucking a bird, doesn't paint a pretty picture.

Depends who the bird is.

[bigimg]http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chimp-likes-katy-perry.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[Seosa]

That's the biggest pile of crap I have ever heard.
If Ronaldo had the pace of Heskey, He would be crap.

Bale is a supreme athlete, I can bet he can fuck a bird for 6 hours straight without breaking sweat.

Chimp fucking a bird, doesn't paint a pretty picture.

Depends who the bird is.

[bigimg]http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chimp-likes-katy-perry.jpg[/bigimg]

The little geezer's got an eye for talent!