Gareth Bale

[Kinkys Left Foot]

No doubt he'll win them a few games as he has quality but he wont be doing it week in week out against the big boys. No doubt look like a world beater against Brighton and Palace.

Injured within 2 weeks so he can go golfing with his buddies and the sister in law shagger on 300K+ a week LOL

 

[razman]

Great signing for them, if he doesn't get injured

 

[sir baconface]

If I was a Spurs fan I'd be planning a massive weekend of smoking, drinking, trolling and self pleasure.

Why not treat yourself anyway, mate? Don‘t forget to sing Glory Glory at regular intervals to make it an authentic experience.

 

[Blue Theatre]

Tbf Son Bale and Kane is some front 3 if they can stay fit

... sounds like an exciting goal-fest of a season, until you remember it's Mourinho managing them.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Disappointed we didn't want him. Would have been great as wing back in our system, complementing Walker's pace on the right. Better than Mendy.

 

[bondsman]

... sounds like an exciting goal-fest of a season, until you remember it's Mourinho managing them.

His first Chelsea side were great to watch I thought in fairness.

 

[waspish]

If we were getting him it be all about his injury record and the wages we’d be paying sky are wanking themselves silly over him going to spurs

 

[Keeper!]

Great signing for them, if he doesn't get injured

IF, his calf will be pulled before the hours goes on!

 

[Centurions]

His first Chelsea side were great to watch I thought in fairness.

16 years ago when he first joined them (almost unbelievably,) how things change.

 

[HelloCity]

No doubt he'll win them a few games as he has quality but he wont be doing it week in week out against the big boys. No doubt look like a world beater against Brighton and Palace.

Injured within 2 weeks so he can go golfing with his buddies and the sister in law shagger on 300K+ a week LOL

He’ll be one of the best players in the league comfortably.

Disappointed we didn't want him. Would have been great as wing back in our system, complementing Walker's pace on the right. Better than Mendy.

Bale ain’t playing wing back at this stage of his career. He’s a fully fledged forward now. It’d be like wanting Sterling, Bernardo and Mahrez to play the role.