Gareth Southgate as PM

[Pingu the Penguin]

Who in the squad would he have in his cabinet?

Luke Shaw to replace Rishi Sunak as chancellor as he works well with Sterling?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Justice minister could be Kane.

 

[oldhamblue]

John Stones Defence secretary

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I am sure you could find a post for Sir Marcus Rushforward, Oh hang on he already found it.......

 

[bluethrunthru]

I think the US and here have demonstrated why you shouldn't elect someone to high office if they haven't got the experience - he is best sticking to coaching and lets try and get someone in office who can act like a PM before the next suggestion is Simon fucking Cowell.............

 

[generobinson]

Phil Foden - Secretary of State for Transport.

 

[generobinson]

Jude Bellingham: Minister for Young Citizens and Youth Engagement.

 

[journolud]

Should be Gareth Northgate, we’ve had enough Southerncentric PMs.

 

[generobinson]

Kieran Trippier in charge of Health and Safety?

 

[generobinson]

Just one more - Kyle Walker: Minister for Energy, Clean Growth and Climate Change.

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