Garth Crooks Team Of The Week 23/24

He is an ex-rag.... just about.

He's played a handful of games for the cunts.
Didn't know that. Could he be anymore repulsive? Whenever I see him I am reminded of P.G. Wodehouse's comment about a fat bloke: "He looked like someone had poured him into his suit, but had forgotten to say 'When'."
 
How has he managed to pick Haaland of all our players this week? Kovacic and Grealish were the only ones deserving to be anywhere near a mention.
 
Forwards this week - Ferguson, Haaland & Son.

He will also bang on about our second goal, the fat slimy ugly slug.
@Gray great idea - predict the Girth of the week.
Onana or Allison keeper.
Edit - Pope Fishcake will probably get the nod instead of the Viking.
 
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