The thing about Garth Crooks is that he’s a very lonely man... he lives alone, has no friends, talks to himself in his strangely affected accent and watches match of the day with the sound off so he can pretend to be the incisive and knowledgeable pundit - he deeply wishes he was. He is after all the victim of an era where he was the token BAME presenter on the Beeb - hired as a token regardless of the fact he knows nothing... he’s not a journalist, he’s no tactician -you can see from a mile off that other BBC employees think he’s an absolute arse - which is an understatement. In Garth’s lonely world of all day subbuteo tournaments and days where he swaps Panini stickers with himself his first attempt at team of the week has him in all 11 positions but slowly over the weekend he selects names from his 2020/21 Premier League sticker collection based on their performance in the last weeks subbuteo tournaments. Garth‘s team of the week is a meaningless pile of drivel to the wider public... but to Garth it’s the culmination of an exciting week in his sad lonely world.... he’s replayed the FA Cup Final 4 times already and Leicester have won each time but Garth has scored the winner on each occasion....