Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[Impeccable One]

This sums him up nicely

Obnoxious Bloated Excrement ?

 

[Ban-jani]

I’m struggling to comprehend my tv license money is going towards this idiot’s salary.

 

[TheBlueDune]

This sums him up nicely

Oscar Wilde turning over in his grave wishing he had the wit of Garth

 

[KS55]

Oscar Wilde turning over in his grave wishing he had the wit of Garth

"I have nothing to declare except my pomposity and 3 stone of excess baggage."

 

[dickie davies]

Obnoxious Bloated Excrement ?

Obese boring eediot

That was a joke you see because idiot and eediot sound the same

 

[KentBlue]

Say what you like about Girth (ho ho, I'm such a wit), but those jowls of his are almost hypnotic when they swing independently of his bloated bonce.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The first thing l thought of!
So much to see in there. Out from under Mum's feet for hours and it only cost her the bus fare. We came more expensive when we went to the then Hathersage Road Baths - girls in swimsuits to peep at secretly!

Remember their crocodiles?

 

[Return of the Mac]

How the actual F is Fernandes there in the TOTW ?? I only watched a couple other games apart from ours and that was the WBA game and the Fulham game......Harrsison Reed for Fulham had an absolutely brilliant game and was part of a team that had never beat Everton away in how many years ?? Totally ran the show and continued to press whenever he got the ball.....Yet the rat gets in ahead of him for one goal against a team they should be battering and also gave the ball away as much as he managed to find someone with it. Obviously gets fed the players to pick from and just goes with what the majority want to see without actually crediting great performances.

 

[Hoghead]

Mentioned before someone else most likely pens his weekly team of the week he just probably adds a few words into it and puts his name to it,I’d go as far to say he watched one or two games over the whole weekend ..

I don't think it's even that, just dribble and snot to sign it off.

 

[decmancity]

This thread should have been closed as soon as the Matip story came out. He should have been sacked on the spot also.