General Election - 4th July 2024

[Rascal]

I went to vote, handed in my polling card and showed my driving licence, the woman says "whats your name" I say " its on the card right there" she says to me you have to say it out aloud,its some ancient law. my reply was "Bugs fucking bunny, stick it up your arse" and i walked out.

Got home, checked the legislation and read the Fat **** Eric fat **** Pickles report on electoral reform. Then read the Electoral commission handbook for polling stations and indeed since 2017 you have to state your name and address. How the fuck are you supposed to vote if you cannot speak, or are deaf and dumb etc, These people can no longer vote according to the law.

What a fucking piss take this shower has been.

 

[jimharri]

So; has Starmer conceded yet, or what?



Eh? What do you mean, "Labour are on course for a landslide"? Isn't the Conservative party's popularity at an all time high?

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Found this on Jay Rainers twitter account.
Once the results are in play the following. Pour yourself a large drink and every time anyone of these phrases are used, have a drink. Should be sound asleep by 2am at the latest……

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What about Wes "Right wing Wanker" Streeting?

Not sure, but I’ll have my fingers crossed for him too.

 

[lust overlord]

I went to vote, handed in my polling card and showed my driving licence, the woman says "whats your name" I say " its on the card right there" she says to me you have to say it out aloud,its some ancient law. my reply was "Bugs fucking bunny, stick it up your arse" and i walked out.

Got home, checked the legislation and read the Fat **** Eric fat **** Pickles report on electoral reform. Then read the Electoral commission handbook for polling stations and indeed since 2017 you have to state your name and address. How the fuck are you supposed to vote if you cannot speak, or are deaf and dumb etc, These people can no longer vote according to the law.

What a fucking piss take this shower has been.

Well my polling station flouted the law then.

The lady checked my driving licence and poll card and that was it.
No questions asked.

 

[marco]

just been and voted. drawn a cock and balls next to all of them and popped it in the box

 

[abu13]

Depending on how things are going I might just stay up till 4.30am ;-)

Election night has become a bit of a guilty pleasure over the years, quite looking forward to a Tory shit show tonight. Going to keep an eye on the exit poll at 10:00pm and if it looks like a bloodbath I might just stop up for it all.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Well my polling station flouted the law then.

The lady checked my driving licence and poll card and that was it.
No questions asked.

Same here

 

[lust overlord]

just been and voted. drawn a cock and balls next to all of them and popped it in the box

If everyone who was unhappy with our
voting system and/or being unrepresented by the people running for office,did the same,something might change.

The fact that you could be arsed to turn up and spoil your ballot paper should be applauded.

 

[TinFoilHat]