Genius words/lyrics

Well I woke up sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Then I fumbled through my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

Johnny Cash..Sunday morning comin down
Written by Kristoffersen
 
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If you think I don't mean what I say and I'm only bluffing
You've got another thing coming I'm telling you that for nothing


Chas & Dave - Aint no pleasing you
 
The walls of this hotel are paper thin, last night I heard you making love to him.

Leonard Cohen

I read the news today oh boy, 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire.

John Lennon
 
I've been preparing for a football quiz I'm hosting tomorrow and was listening to "Ally's Tartan Army" earlier today when I came across this beauty;

When we reach the Argentine, we're really gonna show,
The World a brand of football that they could never know,
We're representing Britain; we've got to do or die,
For England cannae dae it cause they didnae qualify!

Now I find the ongoing failure of the sweaties as funny as the next man but you have to admit that these lyrics are genius.
 
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
Asked if she had
Any cooties in there

Zappa...Dynamo Hum
 
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