! ! ! glauber berti song ! ! !

[Maine_Road]

glauber berti are ya listening
your wife thinks ya missin
we bought ya months ago
Theres still no show
were the fuck did berti go!!!

simple and humorous

with help from tickits for shalke

 

[Project Rain]

Quality.

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

glauber berti are ya listening
your wife thinks ya missin
we baught ya months ago
weve never seen ya play
were the fuck is glauber berti

simple and humorous

just a little tinker
glauber berti are ya listening
your wife thinks ya missin
we bought ya months ago
Theres still no show
were the fuck did berti go!!!

 

[Project Rain]

Even better.

 

[Biggsy1]

Help me out here, what tune is this too?

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

Help me out here, what tune is this too?

that christmas one, slaybells ring,snow is glistening

 

[i8therags]

not ere not there
not any f@@kin where
glaub berti glaub berti

 

[bluegorton]

Help me out here, what tune is this too?

Guessing winter wonderland thingy.

 

[bluegorton]

.......like the fans, of Glau-ber Ber-erti....we're not really ere

 

[bluegorton]

Glauber Berti gives us a wave...
where the fuck where the fuck where the fuckin ell are yoooooooou...

 

[M.C.F.C.O.K]

weve got glauber berti
weve got glauber berti
na na na na!

 

[bluegorton]

Number 1...is Glauber Berti....
Number 2...........

 

[ManCityFC]

To the 'come on and do the conga' song.

Do Do Do - Come out now Glauber Berti
Do Do Do - Come out and stop a goal

Bit shite really. Shame he isn't called Berti Glauber!

 

[i8therags]

are you Berti in disguise

{while pointing to a steward,or copper,or groundsman at half time,or ball boy}

 

[bluegorton]

When we're losing 3 nil "Bring on Glauber Berti, repeat, na naa naa na,na naa naa na"

 

[DAGW]

Number 1...is Glauber Berti....
Number 2...........

Rags used to sing it alot i know - but its good.

 

[bluegorton]

We got a player called Glauber Berti,
Squad number 1 hundred 30
missing since September 30
heeyyyyy glauber Berti.

Sorry about rhyming 30 with erm, 30. Only alternative I could come up with was a 2nd line of "top line on my keyboard sez qwerty". Any suggestions welcome.

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Ok I'll have a go,

He came from nurenburg to play for man city
Instead of playing football he is cooking players tea
He is a young Brazilian we've never seen him play
Where is glauber berti Will we see him before may

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Ok I'll have a go,

He came from nurenburg to play for man city
Instead of playing football he is cooking players tea
He is a young Brazilian we've never seen him play
Where is glauber berti Will we see him before may

Then from this into a loud chorus of:

Ohhhhh glauber berti you are the love of my life oh glauber berti to see you would be nice oh glauber berti come out come out wherever you areeeee

 

[dannybcity]

Glauber Berti's magic,
or so we've all been told,
we've never fuckin seen him,
we hope he's not been sold,
we bought him from some Germans,
who said he's very good,
I don't think Hughes has watched him,
maybe next time he should.