paddystyle said:unbelievable,a guys just after calling to my door looking to know if i wanted to buy any goats,after checking for jeremy beadle,i told him to piss off,what the fucks the world coming too,goats!!,any one else been offered anything weirder?
that was my first thought,like horse,but he had a trailer full of real goats 40 quid a popBingoBango said:paddystyle said:unbelievable,a guys just after calling to my door looking to know if i wanted to buy any goats,after checking for jeremy beadle,i told him to piss off,what the fucks the world coming too,goats!!,any one else been offered anything weirder?
Sure that's not just slang for something?
do they eat chinese food?goatfood said:Goats aren't weird they are leg ends, buy one and feed it.
paddystyle said:that was my first thought,like horse,but he had a trailer full of real goats 40 quid a popBingoBango said:paddystyle said:unbelievable,a guys just after calling to my door looking to know if i wanted to buy any goats,after checking for jeremy beadle,i told him to piss off,what the fucks the world coming too,goats!!,any one else been offered anything weirder?
Sure that's not just slang for something?
nah mate,i have plenty of space for them,maybe i should have bought one,can you take them for walks?goat boy said:do you live in a block of flats? i can't think of any other reason why a man would say no?
i'm back mate,all is forgiven,till the weekend anyhowjimharri said:Could be handy if you're still couchbound Paddy!
damn i hope he calls backstony said:Bargain for £40, you'd never have to mow your lawn again. You could charge the local kids 50p a ride on it and the local pervert £20 for the same. When it gets old or ill you could sell it to your local kebab shop.
Win win situation for all concerned.......except the goat of course.
Keep away from those hen parties Paddy!paddystyle said:i'm back mate,all is forgiven,till the weekend anyhowjimharri said:Could be handy if you're still couchbound Paddy!
if only you'd told me that last weekjimharri said:Keep away from those hen parties Paddy!paddystyle said:i'm back mate,all is forgiven,till the weekend anyhowjimharri said:Could be handy if you're still couchbound Paddy!
paddystyle said:damn i hope he calls backstony said:Bargain for £40, you'd never have to mow your lawn again. You could charge the local kids 50p a ride on it and the local pervert £20 for the same. When it gets old or ill you could sell it to your local kebab shop.
Win win situation for all concerned.......except the goat of course.
60 quid stonystony said:paddystyle said:damn i hope he calls backstony said:Bargain for £40, you'd never have to mow your lawn again. You could charge the local kids 50p a ride on it and the local pervert £20 for the same. When it gets old or ill you could sell it to your local kebab shop.
Win win situation for all concerned.......except the goat of course.
Get me one too
paddystyle said:60 quid stonystony said:Get me one too
surely you did'nt expect to get it for face value matestony said:paddystyle said:60 quid stonystony said:Get me one too
You cheeky cnut, thats a 50% mark up! ...I'll consider it if I get to keep all it's earnings from when you buy it until it's handed over to me.....and I want a fiver a time for any lawns it eats.
paddystyle said:surely you did'nt expect to get it for face value mate