unbelievable,a guys just after calling to my door looking to know if i wanted to buy any goats,after checking for jeremy beadle,i told him to piss off,what the fucks the world coming too,goats!!,any one else been offered anything weirder?
i had a couple of people on the doorstep the other day asking me if i'd be interested in buying something called the 'son of god'
"Let's have a look at it then," i said.
They didn't have the item 'in hand' but showed me some lovely pictures. I've arranged to go to their house on Sunday and if this 'son of god' is genuine i can have one on HP. £3 a week for the rest of my life. Sounds a bit steep i know but if this thing can do half of what they said it could do i'm gonna get two.