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God is a Man City fan
- Thread starter Chi-town blues
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Very old joke. Stop me if you've heard it.
A rag fan dies and turns up at the pearly gates.
An angel decides to show him around.
They proceed down the first street of neat terraced houses. "This," the angel says "Is where the likes of Mike Duxbury live."
The next street is semis with small neat gardens;
"And this is where Pat Crerand lives."
The next street is large detached houses:
"This is where Roy Keane lives".
They proceed up the hill as the houses turn to mansions with large gardens. "This is where Charlton lives."
As they get the the very top of the hill, there is a magnificent palace with large gardens, peacocks strutting about, a wonderful lake with swans and many other attractions.
" I suppose this is where god lives" says the rag.
"Oh no" says the angel,
"This is where Colin Bell lives."
A rag fan dies and turns up at the pearly gates.
An angel decides to show him around.
They proceed down the first street of neat terraced houses. "This," the angel says "Is where the likes of Mike Duxbury live."
The next street is semis with small neat gardens;
"And this is where Pat Crerand lives."
The next street is large detached houses:
"This is where Roy Keane lives".
They proceed up the hill as the houses turn to mansions with large gardens. "This is where Charlton lives."
As they get the the very top of the hill, there is a magnificent palace with large gardens, peacocks strutting about, a wonderful lake with swans and many other attractions.
" I suppose this is where god lives" says the rag.
"Oh no" says the angel,
"This is where Colin Bell lives."
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GaudinoMotors
Well-Known Member
We've had a few Judases.
wagonman
Well-Known Member
Of course God is a Man City fan...
...He manages their first team.
JJ
...He manages their first team.
JJ